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△: what's the deal with frogs, aside from "they dont stay dead"?

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Okay, so, this is a really stupid and embarrassing story but when I was in high school biology as a lame freshman, we had to do that cliche dissection of frogs and all thatNow, things were going smoothly and shit, my partner and I got our gear on and ready without a problemAnd when we get the frog, Im over here getting the scalpel ready to cut open this guy and guess whatHE FUCKING CROAKSECHI SCREAMED AND FELL BACK, DROPPING THE SCALPEL AND JUST BEING THIS TERRIFIED LITTLE SHIT AND UGH!!!SOOOO FUCKING EMBARRASSING LIKE WHY WASNT THAT FUCKING FROG DEAD AHHHHHH

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orange 8?

Orange: 6 facts about my home town.

let me tell you a little bit about maple valley, washington.

1. we have a golf course right smack in the middle of the city. it saw a lot of action back in the day. i used to go around and collect the stray golf balls and sell them in bulk back to golfers.

2. we also have a skate park! i never really got into it, but tossing golf balls into peoples' way was always a pretty good laugh. relax! i never really hurt anybody!

3. there's a wilderness trail that i would go to dad with on occasion. it was nice and naturey. i hated it.

4. i lived in a very cookie cutter stereotypical neighborhood. full of lots of old people.

5. most of them were great though and would give me candy or treats if i ever left the house.

6. the town itself was actually pretty small! it's been growing in population though.

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