Apr 8, 2021
So, wait, Tommy, Benrey, if you two are “human”, where’d you two even come from?
“outside”
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So, wait, Tommy, Benrey, if you two are “human”, where’d you two even come from?
“outside”
In the far flung future, an intrepid astronaut by the name of Gordon Freeman finds himself crash landed on an alien planet.
Needless to say, this is not the reason he was sent into space.
It was supposed to be an experiment on human isolation with supplemental AI to test the effects on the brain, but he’s starting to suspect that wasn’t his mission's focus after all.
You take on the role of AI by sending in asks, and help guide him through the mysterious world he’s found himself on, and the strange inhabitants he’s encountered.
Welcome… to ASTRO-VRAI.
Do you two have information slurping powers. Can I say kangaroo and you know what that is bc Gordon knows it
“what the fuck is that”
If there were bears here I would simply punch it because I’m built different
“You literally ARE built different, you’re an AI in a spaceship.”
I care these aliens very much
“win.”
Why exactly are you two here, anyways? What’s your goal?
“i mean, dyou want the honest answer? cuz this ship looks interesting as hell and i wanna fuck around and find out.”
“Whyyy are you like thiiis....”
“.....Suspicious.”
okay, this is a whole lot to take in, but, like, how do we get Gordon home, or call for help? any luck we’ve got any spare radio antenna lying around?
“I’m s’posed to be the one who contacts home for help but I’ve been essentially kicked off all internet access. Dunno if it’s a problem with the ship itself or somethin’ else, the ship’s uh. Dug a 6 feet furrow in the ground of an alien planet. Plus there’s the issue of the airlock doors being busted, prooobably due to the two Entities who’ve decided to fuck with us for no reason.”
“nooooo we’re buds nooooow”
So, Gordonnnn, you got, uh, helmet?
“Noooo not the helmet... I hate it so much. It’s uncomfortable as shit, looks like a bucket, and isn’t even fuckin’ airtight. It’s supposed to help keep my neck muscles strong or whatever but the suit does a good enough job WITHOUT the HELMET.” He continues mumbling about the helmet, and the others look at him with just a tinge of concern.