#barney.txt

[blackmesaerd]

Bug! -Nova

Barney: Ah thanks then

*You get a clear view of the access card... It seems to have an access key: 000111222333444*

[vrily2k]

We'll try, but what about Gordon?

HEY! LXVERBXY! ASK FXR YXU!

For meee~?

Oh woah-

Now... that’s sorta trippy...

Gordon is laying on his bed but his avatar is sitting in front of the computer now...

We’ve gotta get him to wake up and remove the REAL headset... I can’t remove whatever virus is on him if he’s outside the program...

[bluescreen-barney]

“Now...”

“About that beer I owed ya! It’s me Gordon! Barney, from-“

Barney cuts off as Gordon hugs him tightly.

“Hey darlin’... good to see you again.”

[Barney is now open for asks!]

[blackmesaerd]

YOU SAY THAT LIKE WE WON’T GET YOUR ASS! [zooom, speed dog] -0wl

Barney: You're not getting away from us!

*He pulls out a taser and gets it ready as you all chase down Forzen.*

Forzen: You think that stupid taser is going to stop me!

*A blur of blue and white suddenly tackles Forzen from a tree, followed by something green and orange and very, very large.*

Joshua: HAHA Got you!

*Gordon growls behind him.*

Forzen: Get off you-

Forzen: Where am I?????

[blackmesaerd]

Oh god oh fuck oh god. How did he follow us???? -0wl

Barney: However they did it it's not good that they're here. We gotta stop em. No matter what!

Forzen: Shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit shit!!!

Forzen: YOU AREN'T GOING TO STOP US!

[blackmesaerd]

[they follow after Barney] Once we get a decent way into the forest, we need to keep it down or we’ll alert Gordon and that’ll just be a mess. -0wl

Barney: I know... Wish Forzen was here and not all assimilated like, he's a far better tracker than I am.

Forzen: .....Uh... Whoops too close...

*He takes off into the forest.*

Barney: AW SHIT WE GOT A PROBLEM!

*He starts chasing Forzen.*

[blackmesaerd]

Ah beans. Either Joshua went with him, or Gordon took him with him. Either way, this might be a mother bear situation. -0wl

Barney: Ah geez... This just got complicated... We need to hurry!

*He starts running into the forest in the direction Gordon took off in.*

[blackmesaerd]

Ok seriously though why does it look like no one has aged except Tommy and Benrey

Rowan: You all really need to hold these kinds of questions longer than five seconds after people leave the lab.

Coomer: I can offer the explanation for that, Research Associate! It’s because of Darnold’s potion!

Bubby: Apparently the side effect of becoming half alien is constant regeneration of your cells? Possibly immortality but major wounds still take time to heal, we were not about to try chopping fingers off to see if they could regrow or anything, but minor cuts and age seem to be non-existent after 24 hours.

Chell: When we saw that Bubby and Coomer were unchanged myself, Rowan, Barney, and Forzen made the decision to take the potion after Darnold made another version of it.

Barney: Forzen and I were kinda force fed it by Bubby.

Bubby: Had to make sure the new batch worked! Darnold was being too hesitant!

Rowan: Regardless... We all ended up taking it and undergoing the transformations and transformations back. Four arms was the weirdest feeling...

Coomer: Young Tommy was away at school when all of this transpired, and of course it would be strange to offer it to Benrey.

Bubby: Darnold eventually took the potion too, so he’s only a bit older looking than all of us. But that explains that I think?

*Someone enters the lab.*

Forzen: Sorry, today was a long day of training. I hope things are well in here?