#astronomy problems

[waves314]

Astronomer problems

"I want to go to that....Oh, fuck. I'm on a mountain." -Astronomy grad student

[neilarmstrong]

clouds are my worst enemy. I'll kick a cloud's ass right now.

[i-love-astronomy-a-bit-much]

Finally! Now can people stop talking about planet X? (I'm looking at you, astronomy teacher of mine making the class look up articles about this non-existent object and counting it as a planet in class. Well guess what I did look up an article and it says it doesn't exist.)

[courageousravens]

Astronomy Class

Professor: Well today we’re going to get more up to date…

Class:…

Professor:…so…Galileo

[i-love-astronomy-a-bit-much]

I question the person who called it blueshift instead of violetshift.

[astronomyproblems]

i felt so smart but yet so frustrated

[kraestburns]

It’s the peak of the Geminid meteor showers tonight.

Guess how cloudy it is

I’ll give you a hint

It starts with “O”

And ends with “-h, my fucking god are you actually fucking serious this is two years in a row”.

[i-love-astronomy-a-bit-much]

Break-up Advice

If someone ever breaks up with you don't say their heart is colder then ice, say their heart is colder then the Boomerang nebula because it's at 1 degree K and is the coldest place in the universe.