incorrect quote generator (Spiderman: across the spider verse pt2 feat. spider noir, spider ham, and peni parker)
Miles : Fight me! Hobie , standing behind them and holding a knife: *mouths* Do not.
Gwen: Are you a masochist or a sadist? Pavitr , deadpan: I’m a Taurus.
Hobie : I have issues. Miguel : Finally, you admit it! The first step to redemption is accept- Hobie : With you.
Miles : *speaking Spanish* Gwen : I know, I know. Hobie: You speak Spanish? Gwen : No. I just know the phrase, 'this is all your fault' in every language Miles speaks.
Gwen : Can I get a waffle? Jess and Miguel : *fighting and yelling at each other* Gwen : Can I p l e a s e get a waffle?
Pavir : *eating a cinnamon roll* Gwen: Cannibalism. Pavir : *confused chewing noises*
Spider noir : *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride. Peni : Actually Spider noir , it’s salt. Spider noir : That’s what I said, sodium chloride. Peni : Uh Spider noir , that would be salt. Peni : *takes salt packer from Spider noir * This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.
Spider noir : If you water water, it grows. Peni Parker: ...What. Spider Ham : They've got a point.