#incorrect spiderverse

[ramen8008]

Peter: Mr. stark can I borrow 2500 dollars?

Tony: Yeah sure but what's it for?

Peter: ...an escape room

Tony: what kind of escape room costs 2500 dollars??

Peter: ...prison

[iwannabealice]

miguel: yesterday, i overheard miles saying “are you sure this is a good idea?” and hobie replying “trust me,” and i have never moved from one universe to another so quickly in my life

[incorrect-spiderverse]

Hobie: "I feel fine."

Pavitr: "YOU HAVE BEEN STABBED?!?"

Hobie looks down at the knife still in his side and shrugs: "Don’t worry guys, I’ve been stabbed before."

Miles: "YOU DON’T BUILD AN IMMUNITY TO BEING STABBED, HOBIE!!!!"

[batfammeetsspidergang]

Nightwing: Don’t antagonize the local law enforcement.

Spider-Punk: But it's so much fun!

[hawklanstargazer]

Pavitr: Violence isn't the answer.

Hobie: You’re right.

Pavitr: *sighs in relief*

Hobie: Violence is the question.

Pavitr: What?

Hobie, bolting away: And the answer is yes.

Pavitr, swings after him: NO-

[incorrectgwenstacy]

Peter B: Ham. Got some good news for me?

Spider-Ham: That depends on your definition of good news.

Peter B: Not the answer I was looking for.

[haystarlight]

*Gwen comes home with a hickey*

Mr. Stacy: Hey, what's that?

Gwen: Umm... spider bite?

Miles: Hi, Mr. Stacy!

Mr. Stacy: Big spider you have there

[weyirn]

Miguel: I can't believe you did something so stupid.

Y/n: I did it because I love you.

Miguel: Are you SERIOUS?! 😠

Y/n: I'M SERIOUSLY IN LOVE WITH YOU-