#asuariana

[kalasinambrosius]

text 💬 kaliana

Kally: Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.

[leilaniwaialiki]

text 💬 waialiki twins

Leilani: We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one

Leilani: This is why you can't let me hang out with mom ALONE! The whole thing was WEIRD!

[n-atua]

text 💫 noana

Noa: Serious question.

Noa: If two vegans are fighting... is it still considered beef?

[marykatehood]

The motunui crew

Moana. Absolute badass, total gamechanger, you have to admire someone like that. 

@n-atua. Can’t really pretend I don’t like him when I’ve been with him for this long, huh?

@ariliki. She’s definitely closer to being Moana-lite than her twin, at least. She’s fun and adventurous and a cool person to spend time around.

@leilaniwaialiki. Even though she’s not up for adventures, she always is up for an interesting conversation, at least.

@hemimanawa. I like him too, but he gives me so much shit about using trees for target practice that this is my version of giving him shit back, I guess.

Aaaaand at the bottom of the barrel is Maui. He only gets a mention for having and raising a really cool son. Maybe if he spent more time appreciating how awesome his son is, he could climb higher up the list. 

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

[hemimanawa]

text 💬 hemiana

Hemi: Sorry if you thought that hug was a nice gesture earlier, I was just using your tall self to hide from my history professor :-p

[nadiadecordoba]

fuck, marry, kill -- elle, caramella, ariana

send me three names + a number…

Fuck with: @caramellavonschweetz is just like, the cutest little human? I can’t even imagine what great Christmas cookies she could make for my annual party if I asked her to.

Marry: This is so hard but like, @ariliki is prettier? But she wears soooo many crop tops so JK, I’ll take @ellecharming.

Kill: @ariliki‘s wardrobe. 

[gastonthethird]

HON: Sparrow, Stella, Gaston Jr., Zoe, Cash, Margaery, Olivia, Oakley, Ariana, Daniel, Emily, Jojo, Rachel, Greta, Nova, Spencer, Rocket, Jackie, Izzy, Kion, Alicia, Casper, Aimee, DJ, Leander

Hot: @margaerycharming, @jojohood, @racheladale, @rocketstrongbow, @izzyslade (fuck off). 

Fine for a dude: @gastonthejr, @cashforrester, @dannykensington, @casperlockex, @djcygnet.

Could be hot if they weren’t weird: @dum-sparrow, @stargirlvasilovich, @livoakens, @ariliki, @gretagesundheit, @novafitzherbert, @jacqueline-chavez, @aimeeblake.

Not: @zoe-tomago, @oakleyoaken, @darlingemily, @spencer-thunderstrike, @kiontaji, @aliciatriton, @leanderambrosius. 

i need entertainment

[izzyslade]

WIS: Yourself, tobias, desiree, jane k, rachel, freddie, jojo, vitani, ariana

Me: @gastonthejr, fucking duh.

@tobiasslade: He’s so far up @hookedonharriet‘s asshole there’s no way he could make it work with anyone else. 

@ririhiss: I don’t know, it seems like fun irony or something to have her end up with a Sherwood kid. Maybe @marykatehood or @jojohood, they’re the only ones I could see being a pirate.

@janekensingtons: I don’t care what happens to that weird looking bitch. She can end up with another weird looking bitch like @aimeeblake or something.

@racheladale: Ugh, human sunshine. I can’t even deal with how energetic she is, but @casperlockex seems to be able to deal with her and he’s one of the few AKs who I don’t hate, so... have at her, buddy.

@fredcilier: The Isle’s softest bitch, just who I wanted to talk about today. Can she just lick @anthonytremaines abs for the rest of time so she’s too busy to be running her mouth in other ways?

@jojohood: Ugh, I just talked about her. Fine, fuck her sister, she definitively gets @ririhiss.

@vitani-okoro: I’ve got no fucking clue what V’s looking for, maybe some guy to be a tourney power couple with? @jaynassar or @felixstabby, Isle kids only for someone as cool as her.

@ariliki: Uh... Why do you think I pay attention to these people? Just because I’m on teams with them? I don’t fuck with them and they don’t fuck with me! @ariliki‘s about as irrelevant to me as like... @dougdeppert, so there, match made in boring irrelevant heaven. 

i need entertainment