like we're made of starlight

Kalasin Ambrosius but you can call me kally. 21. asu junior. physics major. cross-country runner. softball second-baseman. daughter of merlin. "witch." more glad than i'll ever admit that there's a ban on magic here in auradon... even if i make accidents happen sometimes anyway. d&d player. board gamer. will drink any drink that's named after a pokemon. robotics team.

[kalasinambrosius]

text 💬 kaliana

Ariana: EW DON'T REMIND ME OF THAT! I WANTED TO PUNCH HER TOO ON YOUR BEHALF!

Ariana: OKAY GOOD! Anyway I don't like...care anymore I think? Like I'm umm very not okay emotionally right now and I don't think I will be for like maybe the rest of my life? But I am certainly done with Li Shang Jr forever now. Which I know is probably SO whiplashy rn because I feel so fucking whiplashed but Li responded to me threatening to hit Marley and it just pissed me off to the point where like I really had to stop myself and be like is THIS the kind of guy I want to "fight for"? A guy so fucking...lame that he'd willing date some boring little princess and do boring little shit for the rest of his life and miss out on getting with Ariana Fucking Waialiki and having actual adventure and excitement in his life? Gross! And you're right he WAS definitely being a trash boyfriend to Marley...and probably Spring or whoever too now that I think about it. I mean, he said he waited his whole life to date Marley like he didn't JUST have another girlfriend. If I had actually won him over, he'd probably have ANOTHER girl friend waiting in the wings for a chance with him???

Kally: NO PUNCHING HER NOW, SHE'S LIKE THE FUTURE QUEEN OF MY HOME. Unless I don't live there anymore? I actually really like Lev's home more...

Kally: It's okay! Emotional whiplash happens, you've seen me do it plenty of times before! And him going from caring about your opinion and then being mad when he doesn't like your opinion is a very valid reason to be upset! Although I take back what I said about him being a bad boyfriend to Marley, he seems like he's finally trying to be one NOW by defending her... but he shouldn't have needed for things to go this far before he stepped in and actually was protective of his relationship like that. ARI I LOVE YOU BUT YOU MIGHT BE THE ONLY PERSON WHO THOUGHT HE WAS ACTUALLY EXCITING? He always seemed to be such a by the book rule following dude who would like, count his macros and not touch pizza and stuff! Which is fine if you want to always be pushing someone outside of their comfort zone but you deserve better than a guy who was going to be your project, even without all the Marley stuff! We're going to find you someone adventurous and amazing and totally deserving of you someday, okay? But if you change your mind when the rage wears off and you decide you're sad or you do still have heart feels that's okay too!

[kalasinambrosius]

text 💬 kaliana

Ariana: IT WAS SCARY BUT NOT THAT SCARY!!!!!

Ariana: OKAY YEAH BUT I WASN'T BEING A WEENIE! I JUST KEEPING IT TO MYSELF BECAUSE I DIDN'T *WANT* TO DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT. I don't want ask Gani to do any magical interference! It would be SO cool, do NOT get me wrong. But it would feel like cheating and if I got on her nerves again she could undo whatever it is she'd do and who knows what would happen after that?? I think it is! He didn't have to ask what I had to say about it and then keep weirdly one wording me until I answered! That's a WEIRD time to be like oh yeah I should probably back off NOW. Lev would NEVER have a friend that he talked to the way Li was talking to me before I got all competitive and crazy!!

Ariana: I CAN'T HIT A WALL I NEED MY HANDS FOR TOURNEY! A PERSON IS MY ONLY EXCEPTION!

Kally: PEAK DRAMA! MORE DRAMATIC THAN ME THINKING ELLE AND LEV WERE SECRETLY IN LOVE THAT ONE TIME!!!

Kally: I KNOW, YOU'RE NEVER A WEENIE, THE WEENIE WAS ME AND I WAS PROJECTING! Our situations aren't the same but maybe they COULD HAVE BEEN? Okay, well she could do something small and irreversible, it doesn't have to be a love spell or like making Marley vanish into thin air or something like that. You know Li better than I do, in a hypothetical world where I was encouraging this WHAT WOULD SET THEM OFF BALANCE AS A COUPLE? I mean, some people just really want their friends to be open with you? I'D ONE WORD YOU IF YOU WERE OBVIOUSLY KEEPING SECRETS ABOUT ME. Maybe he was just hoping that you'd have nice things to say instead and then he felt embarrassed that he was wrong and that not everyone approves of them together like he assumed? Or I don't know! I HOPE YOU'RE CORRECT THAT LEV WOULDN'T HAVE A FRIEND LIKE THAT. I don't know why I'm saying I hope, though, I know him well enough to know he wouldn't. MAYBE WHAT THIS REALLY MEANS IS MARLEY GOT STUCK WITH A TRASH BOYFRIEND AND YOU DODGED A BULLET? If you were dating him right now he'd still be confused and you'd be the one with a kind of shady boyfriend instead!

Kally: NO! PUT ON SOME CUTE BOXING GLOVES AND GO PUNCH A BAG INSTEAD MAYBE?

[kalasinambrosius]

text 💬 kaliana

Ariana: Holy shit. Why would I EVER?

Ariana: BECAUSE I WASN'T EVER REALLY GOING TO TELL HIM! I HAD ALL THOSE MONTHS POST WHATEVER SEASON HE WAS DATING! BUT I DON'T KNOW HOW TO DO LIKE...ANYTHING ROMANTIC! I JUST PINE AND PINE UNTIL EITHER THE FEELINGS GO AWAY OR I HATE THEM! I WAS CONVINCED I WAS JUST GOING TO DIE LOVING HIM QUIETLY! But we were starting to joke about that stupid fucking singing curse YOUR sister put on me more and more but then Li brought it up as something that CONFUSED HIM and then we got into THAT and then he BASICALLY PUSHED ME INTO SHARING MY THOUGHTS AND OPINIONS ON THAT SHIT AND WHAT WAS I SUPPOSED TO DO! WHO EVEN DOES SHIT LIKE THAT AND THEN IS LIKE BY THE WAY WE'RE NEVER TALKING AGAIN, I'M TELLING MY GIRLFRIEND EVERYTHING YOU SAID SO SHE CAN THROW THAT AND THE FACT THAT I'M MOVING IN WITH HER RIGHT INTO YOUR FACE????? IT'S LIKE *ASKING* ME TO LITERALLY GO TO WAR FOR HIM!!!

Ariana: I GOTTA! I CAN HIRE ANOTHER LAWYER IN THE MEANTIME! MAYBE IF I REALLY JUST FUCK HER UP THE CASE WILL GO ON LONG ENOUGH THAT LEV CAN TAKE OVER!

Kally: I don't know!!! But you made that intro VERY SCARY SOUNDING so you just finally confessing your real feelings to Li seems way more normal in comparison!

Kally: I THOUGHT I WAS NOW THE POSTER CHILD FOR NOT BEING A PINING WEENIE BECAUSE SOMETIMES IT WORKS OUT FOR US AND THE PINING IS MUTUAL! But it's too late for that now, so let's focus on more productive things! Like how I'm sure Gani would love you now that she realizes Hemi ISN'T the male friend you were secretly in love with! In fact... Gani could probably do some kind of magical intervention on your behalf if you want it, it's not like she doesn't owe you one for cursing you! I don't think it's telling you to go to war for him though! It was probably him factoring in the fact that you'd been so respectful for so long and not thinking you'd pop off, and then being like OH FUCK GOTTA SET SOME BOUNDARIES BEFORE MY GIRLFRIEND GETS UPSET? If Lev had a friend that did what you did I'd maybe take up magic again in retaliation, just saying!!!!!

Kally: NO PUNCHING! REVISIT THE GANI MAGIC TEXT I JUST SENT YOU INSTEAD, MUCH SUBTLER! JUST PUNCH A WALL INSTEAD WHILE YOU PLOT!

[kalasinambrosius]

text 💬 kaliana

Ariana: BEING A CRAZY WHORE!!! It's still weird and we'll come back to that like eventually? BUT AAAA! So Li and I were talking about um something idr what now that my brain is like rattled by my own insanity, but I ended up FULLY word vomiting all my feelings to li and he was like ehhh no I can't love you because I love my boring ass girlfriend now so then my brain got all eye of the tiger and was like MORE WORD VOMIT AND THEN I TOLD HIM I'D FIGHT FOR HIM BECAUSE LIKE CLEARLY THAT WAS A FUCKING CRY FOR HELP AND IT REMINDED ME HOW RAGEY I GOT WHEN MARLEY SENT ME THAT GLOATY ASS THANKS FOR NOT BEING MY COMPETITION NEW YEARS MESSAGE!

Ariana: AND THEN BECAUSE I AM RULED BY MY RAGE WHEN NO ONE IS AROUND TO TELL ME TO SHUT THE FUCK UP! I EXPLICITLY WROTE OUT THE DEETS FROM THE LAST TIME I WANKED OFF THINKING ABOUT LI AND THEN MARLEY TRIED TO BE ALL BACK OFF BITCH BUT LIKE THAT BASICALLY MADE ME WANT TO LIKE FIGHT HARDER SO THEN I THREATENED TO PUNCH HER! And I can't say I won't end up actually doing it because that shit's been on my list for like six months at this point!!

Kally: BEING A CRAZY WHORE MAKES ME THINK THAT YOU WORE PRINCESS LEIA'S GOLD BIKINI AND POSTED UP ON A STREET CORNER WITH A SIGN THAT SAID 'WILL FUCK FOR ONE PENNY' OR SOMETHING!!! YOU CAN'T LEAD WITH THAT!!!

Kally: ASFKJASFKAS ARI!!! WHY DID YOU NOT TELL HIM YOU'D FIGHT FOR HIM FROM THE START, INSTEAD OF WAITING UNTIL THEY WERE MONTHS INTO A HAPPY RELATIONSHIP TO DO IT??? I don't think there's anything wrong with following your heart but maybe not like THIS???

Kally: ALSO DO NOT PUNCH HIS GIRLFRIEND!!!! Lev hasn't passed the bar yet YOU HAVE TO WAIT AT LEAST THREE YEARS AND THEN HE CAN BE YOUR LAWYER.

[kalasinambrosius]

text 💬 kaliana

Ariana: THAT'S WHAT YOU WERE DOING WHILE I WAS OUT HERE SENDING THE RISKIEST DUMMIEST WHORE SHIT OF MY LIIIIIIFE?

Kally: I'm sorry, you were doing WHAT? My thing is fairly normal by my standards, yours is... WHAT DID YOU DO???

[kalasinambrosius]

text 💬 kaliana

Kally: Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.

[kalasinambrosius]

text 💬 kalvannah

Kally: your name in my phone is asshole.

Kally: You know, to help you pretend to other people that you're tough and not actually a big old softie :-p

[kalasinambrosius]

text 💬 zally

Kally: You’re my hero.

Kally: Seriously, I never would have figured out what was wrong with that toy droid I got for Lev without you.

[kalasinambrosius]

[kalasinambrosius]

text 💬 kaltie

Kally: Seriously. I’m like, “Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you’re so fucking intelligent I’m turned on?”

Kally: I mean, I know it was my major but I didn't realize he'd LEARNED so much from my physics ramblings!!

[kalasinambrosius]

text 💬 ambrosisters

Kally: "It’s not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm."

Kally: IS THAT REALLY JUST A NORMAL NIGHT AT THE BAR FOR YOU? This makes me feel like I'm so much better at drinking than other people are.

[kalasinambrosius]

text 💬 levasin

Kally: I slept awesome next to you. You’re like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.

Kally: I mean, I know it's been like this for a year and a half now, BUT IT NEVER GETS OLD.

[kalasinambrosius]

glow in the dark dnd dice

I think they’re awesome and I’m all for them existing! Do I think they’re particularly useful, though? No, not really. Things that glow in the dark usually aren’t very bright, I doubt that would be enough light to really play any kind of useful game.

Ask my character "How do you feel about ______?"

[kalasinambrosius]

TEXT ✋ ELLY

Elle: Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I’m not pregnant

Kally: WHAT????

Kally: You're a PRINCESS, you can afford to buy a more reputable test!!!!

[kalasinambrosius]

text 💬 ambrosisters

Gani: Well, I'm SORRY for being excited, but can you blame me?! It IS a smart thing to do and you've always been the smart one so I'm not surprised you've come around. I'm sure for the most part you won't need to know stuff "just in case" but it'll feel better for your peace of mind and that's important! And you know you can also call on Auntie Gani to help with any baby magic, fuck, I can't wait! Hey, I'm not going to hurt anybody! It's just that some rude patrons need to learn not to drink too much is all, and NO, DO NOT DITCH US FOR THE FIRE PLACE! WE'RE WAY COOLER! And nice! For the most part.

Gani: That WAS the exact opposite of what I wanted to do! But he told me that me trying to change myself for him made him feel like I wasn't listening to him when he said he wanted me exactly as I was and that maybe he should move on and I couldn't have that! It really opened my eyes.

Gani: Interesting choice! I thought it'd be like the pilot to the Mandalorian or this movie Rogue 1 that everyone says is amazing or something.

Kalasin: Well you'll have to wait a LITTLE bit lol! We might get MARRIED before he's done with law school but I can't imagine us having a BABY until he's done with it, that's going to be a very stressful three years! And then getting your feet on the ground and making a name for yourself at a law firm... you won't be Aunt Gani for a while, unless Leander's doing something I don't know about lol. The employees are cooler but the bar concept is not! Is that a fair compromise? I love fire places, I can't help it!

Kally: Oh, wow!!! Gani! This is exciting! And sad because you guys wasted almost as much time as Lev and I did, but also exciting!!! I can't imagine him with anyone else but you so I'm really glad you caught him before he could 'move on'! So what happens now?

Kally: No, I don't think the Mandalorian is as impactful if you don't know the Star Wars lore already. Like, it can be fun, but without knowing who Yoda is the reveal of the Child is just so-so. And it's also been spoiled forever and ever now, the merchandising and marketing plasters 'Baby Yoda' everywhere! You'd have to have watched it when it first came out to be shocked. And while Rogue 1 is very, very good, it basically exists to fix a plot hole from A New Hope? And CGIs in an uncomfortable amount of dead actors.

[kalasinambrosius]

text 💬 levasin

Lev: Furniture Tetris makes it sound even more fun honestly; Tetris is a good old-fashioned game, we can do it for sure! I don't know WHY my brain went healthy first, especially since all I've been craving lately have been corn nuts 😂 root beer sounds good, so does vanilla cream soda to me. Those are the droids I'm looking for, yes! And Ravenclaw for sure! Which isn't that basic, basic would be Gryffindor! They really need to make more Ravenclaw merch.

Kalasin: [read]

[kalasinambrosius]

text 💬 kaleander

Leander: We were talking about magical people not Cash! And who the hell is Grogu?!! Also Cash loves movies and I haven’t seen any and he still loves me so there 😛

Leander: I was a wise first grader! And you were a very weird older sister! I was correct then and i’m correct now!

Kally: Well, now I'm talking about all people because the idea that you would only care what you and Gani think in the whole world is horrifying to me and I need the parameters to expand! BABY YODA! That's his name; I'd say sorry for the spoiler, but I don't think his name matters all that much?

Kally: Ugh, fine. But only because I also thought of Gani as my weird older sister, too, even if I was much nicer to her than you are to me.