#asumateo

[oaklynnoaken]

text 💬 matlynn

Oaklynn: Okay?

Oaklynn: Of course I'm okay! That scratch on my face was just a Zapchat filter, you don't need to worry about it.

[haverlyarendelle]

text 💬 havteo

Haverly: So, remind me never to join in on a prank again. I thought it'd be fun, but nooooo. Instead, I’ve been hiding under a random bed for the past 20 minutes, and now someone's REALLY getting into it and it’s a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So congratulations! You have been chosen to receive live sex updates.

[nadiadecordoba]

text 💬 matia

Nadia: i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled “dibs!”…

[leilaniwaialiki]

text 💬 leiteo

Leilani: Have you ever saved something for sentimental reasons, but then by the time you find it again, you don't even remember what those reasons were?

Leilani: This isn't like me at all, I'm going to have to go journal digging!

[auradonstatehq]

*:・ﾟ✧ Is that [ KEIYNAN LONSDALE ]? No, it’s just [ MATEO MATTIAS ], the descendant of [ LIEUTENANT DESTIN MATTIAS ] ! HE is [ 21/SENIOR ] and some say he tends to be [ TRYHARD ] but he is really [ POSITIVE ]. (ALLY, SHE/HER, 26, PST) ✧・ﾟ*:

Congratulations Ally!! Please read over the checklist and send in your account within the next 48 hours.

[hannaharendelle]

TEXT ✉️✘ HANTEO

Hannah: WHY CAN YOU ONLY PLAY THE DINOSAUR GAME ON CHROME WHEN YOUR INTERNET'S BROKEN? UGHHHH

[nadiaazar]

TEXT 😍 MATIA

Nadia: Okay, but like having a boyfriend for my birthday is soooooooo much better than NOT having a boyfriend for my birthday! And your birthday is like ALSO Thanksgiving, which is like, double reason you should totes give Chad another chance and get back together just in time for like, presents and celebrating!

[weseltonsdarcy]

TEXT ❄️ DARTEO

Darcy: Why don't they make deodorant that smells like real actual snowflakes yet?