#felixstabby

[auradonstatehq]

*:・ﾟ✧ Is that [ ANDRE KIM ]? No, it’s just [ YODA "YOYO" TOMAGO ], the descendant of [ GOGO TOMAGO ]! [ HE ] is [ 18/SOPHOMORE ] and some say he tends to be [ NEEDY ] but he is really [ WAGGISH ]. (ALLY, SHE/HER, 27, PST) ✧・ﾟ*:

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[sumskellington]

text 💬 sumlix

Summer: Can I ask you the most random of all random questions?

Summer: Spoiler alert: I'm going to do it regardless of what your answer is, so here it comes.

Summer: Did you actually hate Li's cooking on Valentine's Day, or did you just hate Li? 😛

[emmett-thunderstrike]

text 💬 femmett

Emmett: So hypothetical question.

Emmett: What would you do if Summer was single?

[allsleigh]

text 💬 allix 🍻

Ally: whyd id you usesd to always ask me to help you find wonderland? don't lsiten to a thing the tweelds say, it really isnt' harard to locate, you dont' eneed me to be with you to rifnd your way.

[cassidystabbington]

text 💬 stabby cousins

Cassidy: I can’t believe you slept with that chick.

Cassidy: Seriously, "I'd fuck anything that walks" isn't supposed to be taken THAT literally.

Cassidy: Did she blackmail you into doing her? Come on, you can tell me, we're family.

[hemimanawa]

text 💬 helix

Hemi: Your house smells like cherries and regret.

Hemi: Seriously, eating those processed cherries out of a can is always a bad idea, even if they're in alcoholic beverages. Your frat house is gonna reek for days!

[hannaharendelle]

text 💬 hanlix

Hannah: My grandmother looks at me like she thinks I need to go to church.

Hannah: Why ME??? Haverly needs Jesus way more than I do!

[fredcilier]

text 💬 frelix  💫

Freddie: You ever thought about getting a puppy to use as a chick magnet?