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darcy weselton. 18. ASU freshman. Daughter of the Duke of Weselton. #notaweasel.

[weseltonsdarcy]

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“That’s not solid at all,” Victory scoffed, biting back a smile. “How do you prove that you’ve never shown the pictures to anyone else? Pictures, but they exist on my phone and I’ll show you them whenever you want, and we order food in.” He furrowed his brow to see if she’d take those terms, because he didn’t, of all things, want to be recognized as a Troll in public. An idea came to him and his dark eyes glimmered for a moment with joy as he added, “OR, if you insist we go out in public, we must first do something to make you look just as silly if not more silly than I do. Then and only then will I go outside at all.”

Darcy widened her eyes, blinking at him as innocently as she possibly could. “Isn’t the fact that you’re totally obsessed with me and you love me and you trust me enough?” she asked him, jutting her lower lip out in a pout. They were her usual tactics -- the ‘sweet’ face, the pretend-wounds, the teasing -- but they were old faithfuls and she didn’t plan to stop now. “But fiiiine, the delivery man can come to the door instead of us going to pick it up and saving ten dollars on tip and delivery fees,” she japed, wondering if she could appeal to his practical side and make his hatred of capitalism win out over his fear of embarrassment. “But also, I’m happy to look silly, so hit me with your worst! Whatever you say to me, you can’t scare me.”

[darcyweselton]

“Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all.”

– Helen Keller

[weseltonsdarcy]

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Darcy was always so confident and always seemed so sure of herself that it was hard for Victory to imagine that he could ever hurt her feelings. After all, for the entire history of their friendship, whatever he could give her had always been enough, even if it wasn’t a lot. At this point he was convinced he’d never shake her off, and at this point he never wanted to. Still, that meant trying sometimes, even if it was just a little, and her not looking at him anymore had the dumb effect of making him want to try whatever she’d say next. “That doesn’t narrow it down though, all Auradonian dolls are weird and ugly,” he said, confused. It hit him in an instant and his eyes opened wide, his mouth dropping into an O. “A troll doll?!” he asked, hands flying to his hair protectively. He then considered that Darcy must be bored out of her mind without the snow and he’d already turned down one hair idea and his hands lowered tentatively. “No pictures,” he insisted. “And we don’t leave the room at all today if I do it. Deal or no deal?”

Any momentary flash of worry that might have crossed Darcy’s mind vanished the moment that Victory seemed to register what she was saying. She smiled at him wickedly, glad that he knew it was of no use to argue at this point. “It’ll be a lot more hypothetically embarrassing for me than for you, I have more hair for us to stack up on top of my head,” Darcy pointed out, sticking her tongue out at him even as she gathered it all in her hands and attempted to hold it straight in the air. She lost pieces of varying length in the process, eventually just letting it cascade messily back down around her shoulders. “Pictures that I never show anyone else but keep for myself, and we only leave the room for bathroom breaks or to go get food. Solid compromise?” she asked him, arching an eyebrow at him, curious to see if he’d accept her revised terms or not.

[weseltonsdarcy]

bianca, roxie, bernie, haverly, harper, anja

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: Bianca. 

sacrifice myself for: Roxie. 

kick: Harper. 

take to prom: Haverly. 

abandon in jurassic park: Bernie. 

push off a bridge: Anja. 

[weseltonsdarcy]

zoe, hoku, peyton, eliza, joanna, shorty

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: Joanna.

sacrifice myself for: Zoe.

kick: Peyton.

take to prom: Hoku.

abandon in jurassic park: Eliza.

push off a bridge: Shorty.

[weseltonsdarcy]

victory, hasira, margaery, charlie, rachel, kaya

SEND 6 PEOPLE AND I’LL TELL YOU WHO I WOULD:

do the sexy love™ with: Rachel’s cute. 

sacrifice myself for: Victory, if I have to, I guess, maybe.

kick: Kaya. 

take to prom: Hasira.

abandon in jurassic park: Charlie.

push off a bridge: Margaery.

[weseltonsdarcy]

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“It’s a dumb spike on top of someone’s head,” Victory said matter-o-factly, not letting himself get off track. His hair was entirely too short as far as he was concerned and even if it wasn’t, he would swear it was until it got him off the hook. It was even harder pretending to be pissed when she played with his hair. Part of Victory was entirely sure that he’d let Darcy get away with anything if she played with his hair throughout, so he yanked his head away. He usually was a fan of going with Darcy’s flow but he had a few things he couldn’t budge on, and it was a slippery slope from a change in hair-do to letting someone play with his appearance like some deranged doll owner. “I think you’d look great with a partially shaved head. Or even a fully shaved one! Very Furiosa from Mad Max.” Even as he said it he knew that she wouldn’t go with it, but the curiosity of what her hilarious backup plan could be reluctantly got his attention. “I wouldn’t know what my roommate puts in his hair. I try to pretend he doesn’t exist, honestly. But just in case I don’t love you as much as you think you do, tell me the backup plan now.” He shrugged like he didn’t care but he was already trying to put two and two together in his head.

“In case you don’t love me as much as I think you do? Impossible!” Darcy scoffed, although she had to admit, him pulling away from the hair-touches had caught her slightly off guard. She liked finding little excuses to touch him, to be up in his space and be as close to him as possible -- and usually he didn’t object, no matter what he said with his words. It was part of his crotchety-old-man game, but actually moving almost had her considering going back to shaving her own head again just to get that closeness back. Darcy tilted her head to the side instead, acting like she was far too proud to even meet his eyes, when really she was scanning for hair gel, too. “You know, I shouldn’t tell you, as payback for you doubting me... but I guess I could give you a hint. And the hint is modeling oneself after weird ugly hilarious Auradonian dolls of sorts.”

[weseltonsdarcy]

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Victory awarded Darcy a small nod and a quiet grunt of agreement. He wasn’t crazy about the snow like she was, but it was definitely better when the world was colder and wet. If nothing else, it was always adorable to watch Darcy try to brood. Not that he’d ever say the word ‘adorable’ out loud, but with the way half of his face scrunched up in an almost-smile, he didn’t think he had to. He could practically hear whatever weird idea she’d come up with to cheer herself up coming from a distance, like when an orchestra started to get gradually louder and louder until their crescendo hit a peak, but he wouldn’t have guessed mohawk. “Ugh,” he scoffed, pushing himself up and away from where he’d been seated right next to her. It was always easier to shoot her ideas down when he couldn’t feel her besides him. He leaned instead on a wall across from her, disdain dripping from his tone as he went on. “Seriously? Give yourself one, you’re the one who has enough hair for it. I can’t grow another two inches overnight, but we can cut yours any time. In fact, I think I have scissors in my backpack?” He left it hanging, a threat masquerading as an idea, as his eyebrow raised to see what she’d do. The best part of Darcy was never knowing for sure.

“I don’t think you understand what a mohawk is, bud,” Darcy giggled, not letting him get away that easily. She pushed herself back up out of her desolate sprawl, reaching over to ruffle his hair, teasing and threatening him at the same time. “Although the whole partially shaved head thing worked for Natalie Dormer in The Hunger Games...” She acted like she was actually mulling over his plan -- she liked to keep everyone guessing just because she could, but she liked to keep Victory guessing because he actually seemed to enjoy the mystery. Finally, she shook her head no. “It’ll get in the way for sports when it starts growing back, though, so guess it’s you or nothing!” Darcy flashed him her most winning grin, knowing that he wouldn’t actually say yes. That would never stop her from trying, though; the fun of it was always in making it into a game. “Or does your roommate have hair gel? Lots and lots of hair gel? Because I miiiiight have just come up with a hilarious backup plan, too. Just in case you don’t love me as much as I think you do and you say no.”

[weseltonsdarcy]

“There’s nothing fun to do once all the snow melts,” Darcy pouted, plopping down next to Victory uninvited. The world was sunny and bright, and sure, she would find a way to entertain herself again soon, but brooding worked so well for Victory, she figured she may as well try and imitate her friend’s demeanor every once in a while. She sighed heavily, exaggerating the action as much as she could, before announcing, “Nothing in the world is going to make me happy between now and next December. Well...” She trailed off, eyeing him mischievously. “Nothing besides maybe giving you a mohawk, that is!”

@vicwestergaard

[weseltonsdarcy]

TEXT ✉️# DANDI

Candi: My vote is for Olympus. Hot springs and Hot Gods? Yes please that sounds like heaven. Can we like extend that day trip to like forever? Just drop out and live with the gods, nbd.

Darcy: Do you think there's a way for us to get powers? IS THERE SOME SECRET RIVER THERE WE CAN GO SWIMMING IN AND COME OUT SUPERPOWERED?

[weseltonsdarcy]

text ✉& dartney

Courtney: You know, I'm pretty sure I'd be pretty good at the business-admin half of stuff. I'd just need to find a good chef and I'd be in business because, let's face it, any place with your name and face attached is going to sell. Too bad I'm going to be too busy with sports forever more!

Darcy: Ummm there are plenty of restaurants that are named after athletes! Probably. Maybe. We could create a Courtney's Sports Bar!

[weseltonsdarcy]

TEXT ✉️% DANE

Jane: Twelve year olds do a lot of things, that doesn't mean I'm going to go out and do them!! Plus it looks scary! They go really fast and there's no doors or windshield. What's to protect me?!

Darcy: They don't go that fast, and you're strapped in, and they're super low to the ground, and there's a bumper on the outside! Come on, Jane! When's the last time you went on an adventure?

[weseltonsdarcy]

Text | Harcy ✆

Hasira: I'm not that easy to scare, Darcy-buns! You'd have to try a little bit harder than that lol Are you kidding? The cold is curl up by fire or under a blanket kind of weather! That's how you stay warm!

Darcy: What about to surprise? Does anything make you jumpy? How do you feel about things sneaking up behind your back? Nope, your way's terrible! You can't just sit by the fire forever, fires go OUT.

[weseltonsdarcy]

TEXT ✉️ø VICTARCY

Victory: Please, as if you could stop talking to me :-P Your life would suck without me and you know it.

Darcy: Your life would suck without me MORE.

[weseltonsdarcy]

Text # || Darcianca

Bianca: The best time for buying candy is the 15th when all the Valentine's candy gets reduced

Darcy: Will it still be good next year when I wanna shower someone with heart shaped candies again? Or is it going to taste funky?

[vicwestergaard]

[ Delivered to @weseltonsdarcy for Valentine’s Day ]

Darcy,

I feel like the card says it all. Thanks for being my friend, I guess. I know it isn’t always easy being friends with me but I don’t want you to stop so ta-da, coupons. One of them is the equivalent to me doing whatever you say for like an hour. You’re welcome.

Victory

[weseltonsdarcy]

TEXT ✉️# DANDI

Candi: Just wait til spring. You won't be saying that then.

Candi: Let's look at maps. There's gotta be one like a day trip away.

Darcy: I mean... I'm excited to see what you've got, but it'll probably peak at the same level as me AT BEST.

Darcy: Camelot Heights or Sherwood seems like the kind of place that would have that thing, right? Ooooh, or Olympus! I bet there's a hot spring in Olympus.