#asynchronous rondo

[myxineye]

(2024) side order pieces for a friend's splatoon zine ^_^

[kraymergal]

I want to fuck the shit out of Asynchronous Rondo from Splatoon 3.

Okay, listen...

This thing isn't human, not even close. It is so divorced from any sort of humanity, it's likely it doesn't even think or feel in the same way I do. It and I have literally nothing in common.

But I'll be honest, that just makes me want to fuck it more. That thing probably doesn't know what an orgasm feels like. But it can sing, it has faces, and it has holes that splooge juices, and with the great almighty castes as my witnesses I will find a suitable juice splooging receptacle, shove my middle and ring finger inside, and fingerfuck its goddamn motherboard out.

I wanna hear it sing for me as it experiences pleasure it had no way of even comprehending before. I want to feel the heat of the alloy beneath the fingers of my non-dominant hand as I caress its smooth plating, humming and whispering filthy things to it as it cutely twitches beneath me, trying to keep the ring I am fingering still so as I won't stop, the remaining rings spinning faster and faster, its singing becoming more and more broken and gargly.

And let me be clear, my junk is not entering this picture at all. I am working this machine to completion with just my hands. I want to play this mechanical beast like a musical instrument, and tending to my own physical pleasure will only distract me from the beautiful noises coming out of the monolith I have made mine. Besides, I guarantee that domming it will alone be pleasureable enough for me, trust me.

Then, when it can't take any more, it'll be racked with the greatest pleasure in its entire life, a being that, before, never considered the possibility of orgasm, being brought to its metaphorical knees by my ministrations. And the fact that I already have a pretty good idea what Asynchronous Rondo looks like when it cums makes it even better.

It'll squirt its entire surplus of black, sterile ink, including from the hole I'm using to fingerblast it, but I'm not gonna stop. I'll hold on if I have to, letting it ride out this incredible new experience.

Then, when it's all done, its layers collapsing as exhaust pours from its vents, and it stops singing to catch its breath, I'll slowly slip my hand out from its dripping output with the biggest grin on my face, give it a kiss, tell it how good it did, then we'll cuddle afterwards.

I WANT TO DOM THE SHIT OUT OF THAT LAYERED ROTATOR!!! IS THAT SO WRONG?!?!?!?

[bed-wed-behead-your-fave]

Hug Befriend or Behead Asynchronous Rondo from Splatoon: Side Order. please

Hug Befriend or Behead Asynchronous Rondo from Splatoon: Side Order.

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Voting ended onJun 18, 2025

[shining-latios]

asynchronous rondo they could never make me hate you

[fish-lore]

Made a humanoid design for Rondo, I made her based off a conch cuz like how Marciale is based off a sea urchin the closest thing that I thought works with Rondo's design would be a conch. And I gave her big boot to do big stompy and kill u with wave breaker for going under her 👀

[kittcatt166]

i think all the side order bosses should be friends. they're havin a tea party :3

[layered-r0tator]

AHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHH

Why are you screaming?

[liquidcrystalsky]

Any chance you can rip out the sounds when Rondo does its special spin attack?

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oops this is the wrong guy damn it

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here we go, it wasnt in the drive so i'll add it there as well