Howdy-hey, it's Jay

It/J | A Wee Bit Queer, Love | Confused but Content with the Cards that it's Got

[kraymergal]

~Dykething artistrate, fighting doomer mindset with its utter joy and whimsy~

Other stuff for a pinned post:

J's named Kraymer. Jay Kraymer (like the letter)

It's an agender futch alloaro-lesbian dog

J likes Murder Drones (its favorite is Alice), Hollow Knight, Deltarune, and a couple of other things (it posts about those or whatever else j fancies)

Its got an hk fan kingdom: Hyghystroot

All of j's MD pulp and fanfics, unless otherwise stated, are part of j's specific interpretation of the lore that it calls "Mother Death", named after its interpretation of Cyn. That's all sorted under the corresponding tag

Have fun! Know that Jay will always be trying its best to help with that

b (^ω^) b

Also, I'm a happy member of

THE FRIENDLY POLYCULE

Me and my f/o's. We're not dating, we're queerplatonic, but we all live together, share a bed, and feel like "polycule" is still an apt descriptor for our relationships. Hence: a polycule of friends, the Friendly Polycule.

[kraymergal]

Hey doll girl owners of Tumblr, quick question.

Am I allowed to pick up two miniature doll girls by the waists and smash them together while making "*mwa* *mwa*" sounds, but in the process both underestimating my own strength and overestimating the strength of the doll girls' porcelain, so with every slam into each other's face they are broken more and more, cracks running deep, horrible crunching sounds resonating, and shards of porcelain flying with each impact, their jaws dislocated and broken on the second *mwa* so they couldn't say anything, only able to stare at each other in horror as their own heads are used to bludgeon each other into an inorganic pulp for 5 slow, agonizing minutes (because I'm having so much fun, see), and by the time I do finally notice they're both already limp, dead, heads reduced to ruined craters with eyes, gears, and mechanics spilling out, the clicking of their components within having long since stopped, and I giggle and go "hehe oopsie lol ;P" before tossing what's left in the trash, the bodies landing in each others' arms in a coincidentally intimate manner as I walk away, already having forgotten what I just did? Or is that considered rude?

Asking for a friend

[juxtaposedpunk]

WFT

[juxtaposedpunk]

[alemntourv]

my fave in frickbears

[kraymergal]

Mendo is #1, ong frfr

[bayboyzone]

get a job

[kraymergal]

Is he butch here? If not, can I interpret him as butch here please? That would make him perfect, I think

[virtualgirladvance]

i need a whole name. just going by "Proxy" feels like Prince. but then again...

[kraymergal]

Constance McOliver O'Hare, heir to the throne of Oxenfrare

[charlesoberonn]

Female Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beard

Remaining time: 1 hour 29 minutes

[charlesoberonn]

Child Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 1 hour 30 minutes

[charlesoberonn]

Baby Dwarves - With or without beards?

With beards

Without beards

Remaining time: 1 hour 31 minutes

[lara-cherriinie]

back on my bullshit lets torture kris

[kraymergal]

Beating that undeserving kid with hammers :)

[kraymergal]

Raggie and Me <3

Heavily based on a ragapom piece by @kingzombear.

[bebsi-cola]

actually pigs shouldn't be at pride even outside of uniform. fuck those guys

[bebsi-cola]

if you decide to become a police officer then that outweighs any other marginalised identity you can rustle up like. not sorry, who asked you to willingly become a pig

[pekkhum]

I have heard of black people warning their kids that the race of a police officer is cop and you should not expect solidarity from them. The same applies to other types of minorities.

The sexuality of a police officer is cop.

The gender of a police officer is cop.

When you become the enforcer and protector of capital, you are making the deal to be slightly favored by the system over others like you, in exchange for being its servant. Your solidarity is with the system that you serve, even if it hates you.

If you want solidarity with those the system hates, you cannot be the system's servant and defender.

[butch-womb]

It's actually imperative that you are open and proud of your attraction to fat people and bodies

[kraymergal]

Yo guys guess what?

[kraymergal]

Years ago, the Demon chose its warrior. Cored of all but its purpose, cloaked in that darkened terror made manifest, it has become that great grinning entity's Roaring Knight, to bring about prophecy's end.

Now, in diametrical opposition, the Demon's counter has come, to bring this millennial tale to its close, your destiny has come.

Sisters, once wrenched apart, shall now meet, together again, at tips of weapons drawn.

A battle spoken of by ancestors long past has begun to show its equinox. Two knights, reflective of yon two great deities, shalt come to clash, only one shall leave, prophecy fulfilled.

Rejoice, Girl. You have been granted honor above all highest honors.

The Angel has chosen you.

[kraymergal]

Me: Damn, Rags, you must be real tired carrying those fat tits around all the time. If you like I can hold them for you, give your back a bit of a break >;)

Rags: ...Jay, your boobs are both bigger and heavier than mine. I'm made of plush, I am not heavy. You're made of meat.

Me: Yeah, eactly! I've got experience! Muscles! I'm a titty-lifting pro!

Rags: Oh my god, you're hopeless 눈‿눈

[kraymergal]

That feeling when everything hurts

[juxtaposedpunk]

WFT

[juxtaposedpunk]

[lesserknownwaifus]

The dancing dingleweed from Thank Goodness You're Here

[kraymergal]

When yo girl move so sensual like she make the funny woobling sound

[juxtaposedpunk]

WFT

[juxtaposedpunk]