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Alastor: -And now, With the news out the way, I’ll leave you all this pleasant evening, with a request from our one and only, King of Hell himself! Happy holidays to you all. And make sure to thank the Royal family for The next 48 hours of uninterrupted festivities!
Radio: *Starts playing Mariah Carey’s, All I want for Christmas is you, on repeat, at full volume*
Angel: SHORT KING WHAT THE FUCK!?!??
Lucifer: I DIDNT MAKE ANY REQUESTS!!!
Cherri: YEA-NAH! DONT FUCKIN LIE! We all heard ya yesterday talkin to blondie about lovin Carols n shit.
Lucifer: I DIDNT PUT IN A REQUEST! What makes you think I’d send that bastard anything???
Husk: Never mind that! I can’t fuckin turn the shit down! The dials broken!!!
Angel: JUST TURN IT OFF!!!
Husk: IT WONT TURN OFF!!!
Angel: FOR FUCKS SAKE- GIVE IT ERE!!! *grabs the radio and throws it out the closed window*
Husk: ……Damn……. that was a bit much dont you think?…
Cherri: Fuck nah…. Fuck that bitch. Good job Angie…
Angel: Thank yo-
2nd Radio: *Wearing a gold ribbon, drops right into Lucifers lap playing Mariah Carey’s, All I want for Christmas is you, on repeat, at full volume*
Lucifer: *Staring at his crotch like he’s been gifted a live nuke*
Angel: *inhales* …………..Luci… babes……… if you don’t fuckin fix this……..
Lucifer: HOW IS THIS MY FAULT??!?!
Angel: YOU GAVE HIM A REASON TO PLAY GODAMN FUCKING MARIAH BITCHASS CAREY! SO EITHER YA FIX IT!! OR I TEACH YA DAUGHTER HOW TO-
3rd radio: *Appears directly in front of angel sporting a pink bow…. Playing Mariah Carey’s, All I want for Christmas is you, on repeat, at full volume*
Lucifer: HA!!! IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!!! SO ITS YOUR PROBLEM TOO!
Husk: Fuck, he’s gifting radios again………… NIFF!! WE GOTTA BAIL!!! CALL ROSI-
4th radio: *With a half-hazardly slapped on black bow, drops straight out of the air knocking husk unconscious…. While playing Mariah Carey’s, All I want for Christmas is you, on repeat, at full volume*
Angel: HOLY SHIT HUSK!!!
Lucifer: Yikesssss…. That sounded like it hurt….
Cherri: *Holding her arms out excitedly*………………….…….. How come I don’t get a fuckin radio???
