Mar 22, 2020
Jon! Urgent! What the fuck is a gender?!
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Jon! Urgent! What the fuck is a gender?!
ARCHIVISTI…
[FIRE ALARM CAN BE HEARD]
All of them they’re 30 year old traumatized librarians and I have a big stick
mim that’s why you are one of the most powerful people on this site you have your fucking goals straight
tell me who in the archives you could take in a fight
@atiredpan Part 2! Jiang Cheng!
He’s been shadowing his dad more lately to take over the business someday soon so he’s trying to look more ‘professional’. Personally I think he looked better with his undercut. I used to shave it for him when it started getting too long but it looks like he hasn’t really kept it up since I got ki-- since I moved out.
Maybe once he’s established himself in the business a bit more he’ll let me do it again.
(Don’t tell him I told you guys but Shijie said he admitted one day to her that I was the only one he’d trust to shave his undercut. ♥)
atiredpan reblogged your post:god i want some potatoes now
Would you like some hash brown tips/a recipe?
UH YEAH ABSOLUTELY
your BAMFiest Neil Jostens please! Violent or clever or just really good at surviving, anything that doesn't make him out to be super soft? I've been having some trouble and as fun as getting drowned in fluff is, I was wondering if you had any recommendations
Here’s a selection of fics where Neil is competent (mind the tags). -K
Just Couple Things by Shell_Writes [Rated: M; 3809 words; Complete 2017]
Prompt - “What’s in the bag?”
“Not a dead body.”
“Okay, we have got to work on your lying skills. Try to sound more convincing. What’s in the bag?”
“Definitely not a dead body.”
(tw: murder, violence)
Don’t Try to Steal from Neil Josten by IvyCoveredWalls [Rated T; 300 words; Complete 2019]
Neil deals with a burglar.
(tw: violence, blood)
An Assassin’s Guide to Romance by gluupor [Rated T, 12000 words, Complete, AFTG Reverse Big Bang 2019]
How to Inadvertently Woo the Love of Your Life By Being As Irritating As Humanly Possible: An Illustrated Step-By-Step Guide by Nathaniel Wesninski Neil Josten
(tw: murder, implied past abuse, referenced animal abuse)
NB: fic art by @llheji here
Apartment 314 By Nikotheamazingspoonklepto [Rated M; 18715 words; Complete 2019]
Day & Josten run their Private Investigation business out of their apartment and manage to make ends meet without touching Neil’s family money. Some months are better than others, but the two of them have been content in their inner city apartment, running around and spying on people for money. Over the last seven years, they’ve built a life together and it’s been good.
Then Andrew Minyard, a lawyer from out of town knocks on their door and presents them with a case that they can’t refuse - not with the amount of money offered - or the familiar look in his eye.
(tw: attempted sexual assault, torture, alcoholism)
The Darkest Hearts by Shtare [Rated T; 52001 Words; Incomplete, 7/25 last updated 2020]
Neil Josten was already living in his own personal dystopia when kids started dropping dead en masse and the rest of the world caught on. 98% of the kids under fourteen died, and the rest were deemed too dangerous for civil society. Neil was one of the ones that never got sick. Instead, he started falling into the mind of anyone he touched. It was getting harder for Neil to claw his way back out.
Death had to be better than living as an Orange.
The Darkest Minds AU
(tw: past rape/noncon, suicide)
Are you aware of momo discourse? (before you get scared, momo discourse is just people debating how much of a war criminal momo is) I thought you might appreciate knowing you are not alone
i am aware of momo discourse yes. however usually when it’s brought up appa is also described as being some sort of war criminal, which is impossible because he is the Best Boy and also if he felt the need to act as judge jury and executioner i would simply trust him. what was i saying? oh yes, the people saying that momo is a war criminal and would not hesitate to kill are correct
Oh you meant in ask form that makes sense Julius Caesar
i dont care how you guys tell me tbh but i’ll have you know i literally laughed out loud at this one so thank you
Yo just squeeze the FUCK out of a lemon and comb it into your hair. Fashion.
hnm. why