#atom incorrect quotes

[invictusmmaneo]

Skylene: Lucy is spreading rumors that we’re dating

Tangerina, under her breath: I wish…

Skylene: what was that?

Tangerina, loudly: I said “that bitch”

[unaside]

xanthous to the rest of the fairy council: i’m gay

the fairy council (and the fandom):

[invictusmmaneo]

Tangerina: *sipping her coffee* I feel bad for whoever is going to end up with you

Skylene: it’s too early in the morning for self-pity, my love

Tangerina: *spits out her coffee*

[invictusmmaneo]

Skylene: crushes are the worst. whenever I’m near mine, I start acting stupid.

Tangerina: you always act stupid.

Tangerina:

Tangerina: wait…

[invictusmmaneo]

Skylene: where’s the yogurt? I thought you went to the store?

Tangerina: *incoherent mumbling*

Skylene: what?

Tangerina: I COULDN’T REACH IT

[invictusmmaneo]

Tangerina: wow, Skylene looks really beautiful today

Emerelda: don’t be jealous, you look great too

Tangerina: I’m not jealous, I’m gay

[unaside]

WOAH WHAT

Brystal: Throw lamps at people who need to lighten up, and throw handles at someone who needs to get a grip!

Emerelda: Throw a refrigerator at someone who needs to chill!

Skylene: Throw scissors at someone who needs to cut it out!

Tangerina: Throw a clock at someone who needs to get with the times!

Xanthous: Throw matches at someone who needs to get fired up!

Lucy: Throw a brick at someone to kill them.

[unaside]

these are so accurate i just

*The Squad with cigarettes*

Lucy: I smoke regularly.

Skylene: I smoke sparingly.

Tangerina: I smoked once, but I didn't care for it.

Emerelda: I've never smoked, but the idea intrigues me.

Brystal: I've never smoked, and I refuse to do so.

Xanthous: What's a cigarette?