#atruegentlemanthief

[apersistentinspector]

Leo: “He gently handcuffed me to the parking meter. “Bye.”

EVERY FREAKING TIME.

[zenigatakeibu]

@atruegentlemanthief said: they're called gitanes! Guess you don't have refined enough taste, so sad [hand on heart]

❝ Uh-huhhh. Whatever helps you sleep at night, Frenchman. I'll be more than happy sticking to my Shinseis. ❞

[zenigatakeibu]

@atruegentlemanthief said: so cruel, pops :c

❝ That's real RICH coming from you! Remind me again how often you kick me in the head? How many concussions you've given me?! ❞

[abelladxnna]

I bet you thought you'd seen the last of me~

"Lulu!!"

With genuine joy in her voice, she leaps into Lupin's arms, wrapping hers around his neck for a quick spinning hug. Even when she stops and finds her balance to pull away, her face continues to beam.

"It's so good to see you still alive and kicking! What's been up with you? Last I heard, you were raising hell in Galar with the one and only Sherlock Holmes??"

[zenigatakeibu]

@atruegentlemanthief ⚖️ continued from here.

⚖️ ZENIGATA CAN'T REMEMBER the last time he'd slept so soundly. Crawling out of such a comfortable bed had taken more effort than he'd like to admit, but without a certain thief to keep him warm, there'd been no choice but to jump ship. Wisps of cigarette smoke catch the pale morning light as he holds him close once more.

❝ Hmph. ❞ The inspector doesn't sound particularly convinced... Frankly he's surprised Lupin's still here at all. Pleasantly surprised... ❝ 'Just yet'... You're only saying that t' make me happy. ❞

[zenigatakeibu]

@atruegentlemanthief ⚖️ continued from here.

⚖️ LUPIN'S RIGHT-- HE knows he is-- but the inspector is nothing if not stubborn. Killer robot or no, he'd like nothing more than to reach over and smack the thief upside the head right now for getting the two of them in this mess. Whatever happened to the normal heists, anyway? The ones without machine gun-wielding death machines..?

❝ ACK-! ❞

Bullets whiz past Zenigata's head like angry wasps, close enough to finally startle him into action. With a growl he's after the thief, too, running as fast as his legs will carry him. They need to find cover, safety, something--!!

❝ GRRR-- WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, LUPIN, YER GONNA WISH THIS DAMN TIN CAN DID YOU IN INSTEAD!! ❞

[amightyfinebartender]

A story that makes you smile (because I can't do the symbol :/)

--- There was something special about bringing someone a burger. Knowing that someone was waiting for the food that she had promised - or maybe he wasn’t actually expecting her to follow through? 

Knocking on the door, she was delighted to see the gangly, tall thief blink down at her before smiling a bit. He looked like he hadn’t slept in such a long time, it actually worried her. Heading inside when he invited her in, she handed off the burger box to him before going into the kitchen to make him his drink. 

It look a little bit of fumbling and her shooing away his much appreciated help before she got them drinks and was able to sit next to him. He was relaxing, magnetic almost. It was easy to see why people liked him, and why some didn’t. Cecilia, fortunately, liked him quite a bit. Definitely in a friendship way, though. 

It was relaxing to hang out with him. Trying a new drink and laughing over the flavor, chatting and watching the thief loosen up. It seemed to take a weight off of him, sitting and giving him food. 

In her mind she reminded herself to drop by more and check on him so that he could have a chance to relax. She didn’t want him to get burnt out. She cared for the lanky monkey man after all. 

Before she left, Cecilia couldn’t resist wrapping him up in a hug, and after a moment his arms were around hers. She liked hugging him, being able to squeeze him before she left. 

It made her smile because she felt the early sprout of Friendship in that moment. 

[areliableshot]

atruegentlemanthief replied to your post:hookers and cocaine? what so bad about that?

Uh…the hell brought this up.

I don’ fuckin’ know, but I dun like it.