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i am of the opinion that megatron is a little stronger than optimus but it doesn't matter bc no matter what optimus will still beat his fucking ass. even if megatron was twenty times stronger optimus would still punch him twenty times in a row and then some.

#attack attack attack #the strongest thing about optimus is his willpower #merc mumbling #transformers #optimus prime #tf

if i recommended a book to someone and that person returned to me the next day explaining that they got shart jibbity to summarize it for them i think i would have to be physically restrained for my own safety

#i think i'd immediately lose all higher cognitive function #out of some instinct of self preservation #my frontal lobe would just turn itself off #id be 100% animal brain #awash with adrenaline and cortisol #attack attack attack #i wouldnt even use my hands #it'd be all teeth #and blood and gore #entrails strewn all over the place #ears #fingers #clumps of hair #yeah...#all i ever wanted was the world #&

harry du bois & his killing machine

#attack attack attack #unbelievable that i haven't posted this yet #disco elysium #cuno de ruyter

*adds a new notch to the stock of my "got people to watch Aura Battler Dunbine" rifle* it's not much, but it's honest work... And someone's gotta do it.

#ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK #ORE WA--

doesnt even know im always thinking about him. okay.

#attack attack attack

belphie: *exists*

me: bite. mangle. desTROY.

#ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK

How goes the foray into Teyvat?

oh ya i meant to reply to this, but I’m honestly having a blast. Have a total of like...7 deaths now. One of them was to drowning, the others were falling.

my feral traveler continues to collect mushrooms and climb up high places. Also laments the fact that SHE CANNOT DRINK every time Venti talks about it like it’s THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD.

Every night, Paimon has to mend her clothes because that dress???

THAT DRESS IS IN TATTERS. I’m ignoring what the game shows, my traveler is a god dang mess that keeps getting eggs shoved into her mouth by Paimon because she KEEPS dying. And Paimon is just :D “she’s FIIIINE.”

Crime times with Venti was fun, but being Batman was still 100% the BEST THING EVER.

Kaeya gets my Traveler’s hand-me-down swords. No exceptions lol.

Also, my Traveler is now, “FATHER I CRAVE VIOLENCE” 100% of the time since she’s the one who ends up having to carry the team at times. JUST...literally attacks anything on sight that DARES hit her.

Anyways, will likely get back to playing tomorrow, since I’ll be spending the night at my sister’s place tonight to watch my nephew. But I’m just saying, I’m having a lot of fun (at rank 16 now, two more before I can do the next story quest)

(Side note: hearing @the-only-n talk about Razor while my Traveler is acting feral has been the highlight of these streams, because MOM HOLY FUCK)

(I barely know Razor, but now I want to see him and want to put him side by side with my Traveler.)

(also Razor is hella loud when he’s made to climb, like me and Navi kept laugh over how it sounded like he was dying, the poor boy I HEARD HIS VOICE THROUGH THE VOICE CALL)

#ask #sylanc #genshin impact #these are headcanons that are made especially for me #all my traveler does is #MUSHROOM MUSHROOM #ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK #CLIIIIIMB #real feral hours