Headcanons why Erwin Smith is a babygirl:
he loves to bake: you can't convince me otherwise that this man can't bake some good muffins??
Erwin is a sanrio fanboy: I mean c'mon LOOK AT THIS ONE
he loves to decorate especially on holidays like Christmas or Halloween
idk why but deers are attracted to him? everywhere he goes there's always a deer
he loves poetry written by women or everything what a woman created
he would own such a nice bath care in his bathroom like wow you're smelling good Mr Smith!
he would probably wear these:













