Jan 3, 2016
Attackhelicopterkin
I identify as an attackhelicopterkin. In a past life, I was soaring over oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being an attack helicopter in a past life is impossible and I’m fucking retarded but I don’t care, I was beautiful. I had rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me “Apache” and respect my right to tell stories of killing from above and killing needlessly. If you can’t accept this you’re a helikinphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.