#attempt 5

[narrator-food-critic]

so does this mean that you're not a food critic anymore?

"...I suppose, yes."

[rwbypro]

[narrator-food-critic]

Tbh I know nothing about it but the people seem nice there

Tho they do have to specify a no murder policy so that either means you're more likely or less likely to die there. I couldn't tell you, but either way probably better than the mctabby.

"Uh. I guess I will check it out."

The Narrator walks towards the Wandy.

[narrator-food-critic]

"Mmh..."

The Narrator is reading his notes again.

"Could you tell me more about this Wandy place?"

[narrator-food-critic]

I don't know mannn! Talk to people, ask stuff, go to places, maybe experience almost death a few times it's better than being in the whims of unreliable voices that can basically do and say anything. You have notes of some people you should avoid but you also have notes of helpful allies. It's your choice to do what you want with it

He sighs.

"You're right."

He re-reads his notes, trying to find a lead.

[narrator-food-critic]

Maybe it's time for you to experiment so you're not in such a helpless position.

"...where are you going with this?"

[narrator-food-critic]

Ok then... what will you eat when it's time?

"I'm not sure-"

"-Oh. Well, I suppose I'll eat this."

His hunger was starting to grow. He got the pitroast pig to a sanitary place, made sure it was clean and started eating.

Oh dear, I'm a homeless man who depends on other people's help for survival. That's not good.

[narrator-food-critic]

Actually what have you been eating?...

"I haven't been here that long to need to eat yet. Well, maybe soon..."

He didn't notice the odd way time bent in this place.