#attempt 5

[narrator-food-critic]

(I am so funny yet so stupid.)

The Narrator works as a food critic and is criticizing the McDonald's food!

This version of the Narrator does not remember any of the events of the game.

He also doesn't know about how the princess is death and how he wants to kill her, but he does have a vague feeling about it.

Everytime he dies, he is replaced by another version of him, who doesn't have his memories.

His appearance is unrecognizable but people who have heard him before will probably recognize him by that.

Tags :

#it will be the end of the world : interactions with princesses (or wanderers)

#birds of a feather: interactions with voices

#many others like me: interactions with the other(s) narrator(s)

#no more bird no more trees and no more people: interactions with normal people

#conjecture of meaningless little voices: answering asks

#attempt #: how many time has he been here already

#in life I was painfully mortal: suffering and or fearing for his life

Summary

Attempt 1: The Narrator meets Dragon then Cookie, gets a fire ballon thrown at him, is killed by Wraith

Attempt 2: The Narrator meets Clementine then talk to Shifty and dies

Attempt 3: The Narrator talk to Cookie and Connie. His mind is blown.

Attempt 4: The Narrator talk to the Scribe (Corvid's TMA oc I think?), meets Sherlock, Pall stabs him, he tries to call Paranoid paramedic, agonizes and is saved by anons. He goes to the hospital then sit on the sidewalk, where he gets stabbed.

Attempt 5: The Narrator gets a blanket and an identity crisis also starts taking notes. Goes to Wandy's to get a job.

(Run by @jspqqch )

(Also he will probably be very ooc)

[heroicrow]

Keep smiling, Goro Akechi. It’s a test. You’re being tested. It’s a chance to show off your resolve.

...Maybe you’ll head to the metaverse tunnel later.

You really should stop subsisting off of hot chocolate, though.

[narrator-food-critic]

*Hero had a goal, something that's been egging his mind for a bit now. He walked absent-mindedly muttering to himself not even realizing when he accidentally bumps into someone.*

Hero: Shot! Sorry for that I-

*His voice faded, he didn't recognize the other seeming to get a good look at them for a few seconds*

Oh I didn't think there was another human other than the princess here. Well I guess it can be debated if she's really "human". Human looking really.

Sorry, I'm rambling. Uh who are you? I don't think you're a princess are you?

*He dose a faint laugh*

@stp-thevoices

He stares at him for a few seconds in contemplation before answering:

"No, I am not a Princess. I am a food critic. You can call me..."

If he knows me from before, perhaps giving a false name would be safer.

"Nathan. And you are...?"

[narrator-food-critic]

"Mmh..."

The Narrator is reading his notes again.

"Could you tell me more about this Wandy place?"

[narrator-food-critic]

I don't know mannn! Talk to people, ask stuff, go to places, maybe experience almost death a few times it's better than being in the whims of unreliable voices that can basically do and say anything. You have notes of some people you should avoid but you also have notes of helpful allies. It's your choice to do what you want with it

He sighs.

"You're right."

He re-reads his notes, trying to find a lead.

[narrator-food-critic]

Ok then... what will you eat when it's time?

"I'm not sure-"

"-Oh. Well, I suppose I'll eat this."

His hunger was starting to grow. He got the pitroast pig to a sanitary place, made sure it was clean and started eating.

Oh dear, I'm a homeless man who depends on other people's help for survival. That's not good.

[narrator-food-critic]

As far as I know every place of employment either is ran by someone who knows you, hires people who know you, or is the Wandy’s which is ran by an alternate version of the princess, if you had decided to make the construct differently. I don’t think you’d be able to work for anyone here.

"Supposedly I already have a job. I'm a food critic."

[narrator-food-critic]

Where have you been staying this past while?

"I haven't moved, I'm still next to the McDonald's."