ateez most to least to smother you in your sleep unintentionally
i want u to know this implies the least person does it intentionally ...and thats how imma read this
disclaimer: this is just for funsies. for funsies.
San wouldn't dare hurt you purposefully in your sleep. He's too busy looking at you being so cute. He thinks you sleep like an angel. But, the poor idiot thinks you look so adorable, he just has to squeeze you close and cuddle the shit out of you. Unfortunately for you, breathing becomes a problem in his strong love grip.
He just rolls over on top of you while he is also asleep. He's like those huge dog breeds that seem to think they're a tiny breed.
Man, you're lucky you're even cuddling him while he's sleeping. So if you really think about it, it's your fault if his huge ass biceps cut off your sleeping in the middle of the night. It was your fault for being under him. He's only the tiny bit apologetic before moving away to cuddle his pillow that doesn't move as much and whines about how they can't breathe.
He'd do it jokingly, trying to get you to wake up for your day together, not expecting you to actually choke on your own breath. He's super apologetic after removing the pillow and helping you get back to a normal breathing. And he makes you the best breakfast. Fear of death kind of worth it for the best eggs ever.
Why would you start disturbing Hongjoong's sleep by snoring/moving/talking/kicking in your sleep? You're honestly just so rude for that, and Hongjoong truly can't be faulted for pinching your nose between his tiny ass hands until you wake up gasping for air beside. He stops immediately before pushing u off the bed.
“If you're going to do so much, sleep on the couch.”
“Did you just try to kill me?”
“Don't be dramatic. Out!”
Aw, you are so cute napping in Yunho's bed. So, so cute, he can't help his cute aggression to come out. Unlike San, though, his cute aggression is heavy on the aggressive. Your cute nap is cut off by the man laying directly on top of you, cutting off any hope you had of breathing and making you sputter awake in a gasp while he cooed and laughed at your surprised face.
You were sleeping peacefully. Not even realizing Jongho was staring down at you, glaring at your slumbering party. He yanked a pillow over your face and took it away the second you woke up.
“I don't want to cuddle. You're in my bed. I'm sleepy. Move.”
Menace to society numero fucking uno can't let anyone have a shot at peace on this godforsaken earth, and you're getting it now. Truly your fault for falling asleep during a movie night with Jung Wooyoung because now you're waking up with his hands wrapped around your throat. He says it's because you're disrespecting the time you're supposed to have together, but now he wants to know how choking feels and is asking you to do it to him. What a menace.
LEAST (Does it intentionally)
