#au!clace

[candylovestheshield]

Petition for Shadowhunters to have an au!episode at least once every season just to check on our children. How far they are into their lives and relationships. Like Sizzy are living comfortably in their new home, clace being happy in theirs. Malec in the middle of theirs and Alec accepting Magnus's magic. Then later seasons sizzy are married, clace engaged and Malec engaged and adopting Max and Rafael. How cute and fulfilling it will be!!!!

[greasewrites]

✩ Blair and Matty & AU!Clace

Send ‘✩’ for the following: Blair&Matty.

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice?: Matthew is more likely to raise his voice.Who threatens to leave but never actually does?: Blair. I think it’s to scare Matthew though.Who actually keeps their word and leaves?: Matthew. He only goes to his friends though. He sleeps on their couch.Who trashes the house?: Matthew would trash the house.Do either of them get physical?: Not with each other.How often do they argue/disagree?: Not often. Most the time its because Matthew get’s jealous.Who is the first to apologise?: Blair. Matthew only apologizes to Blair sometimes. Nobody else.

Sex:

Who is on top?: Most the time, Matthew.Who is on the bottom?: Most the time, Blair.Who has the strangest desires?: Neither of them have strange desires.Any kinks?: Lip biting, neck nibbling. Normal kinks.Who’s dominant in bed?: Matthew is dominant in bed.Is head ever in the equation?: I assume it is.If so, who is better at performing it?: Blair but that’s only because Matthew gets more head than he gives.Ever had sex in public?: No. I don’t think Matthew would be against it though.Who moans the most?: Blair? Who leaves the most marks?: Matthew. He likes leaving hickies and little fingernail marks.Who screams the loudest?: Blair, probably.Who is the more experienced of the two?: Matthew. He was younger and messed around a lot.Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?: They make love more than they fuck.Rough or soft?: I think they’d usually go soft.How long do they usually last?: A average amount of time.Is protection used?: Yes. Most the time.Does it ever get boring?: No. Matthew would make sure of that.Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?: Probably on a couch or something. Nothing strange.

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?: Probably in a few years along the line.If so, how many children do your muses want/have?: Two. Who is the favorite parent?: Blair. Blair is nicer.Who is the authoritative parent?: Matthew. He isn’t too bad though.Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?: Matthew. If it was up to Matthew they could have as many days as they want off.Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?: Matthew. He would eat all that stuff.Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?: Blair. Blair would be a goo mother.Who goes to parent teacher interviews?: Both of them, but Blair would take things on board.Who changes the diapers?: Both of them. Blair more though.Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?: Matthew probably would because otherwise he can’t get to sleep.Who spends the most time with the children?: Blair probably spends more time with the children.Who packs their lunch boxes?: It depends whose up first.Who gives their children ‘the talk’?: Neither of them. I can’t see any of them doing it.Who cleans up after the kids?: Blair. Matthew does try and help though.Who worries the most?: Blair worries more than Matthew.Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?: Matthew. He swears a lot.

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle?: Both of them like to cuddle with each other.Who is the little spoon?: Blair is the little spoon.Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?: Matthew, he can’t help himself.Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?: Matthew. It’s hard for him to not get affectionate around Blair.How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?: I don’t think they get uncomfortable by cuddling.Who gives the most kisses?: Both of them give lots of kisses.What is their favourite non-sexual activity?: cuddling together.Where is their favourite place to cuddle?: At Matthew’s place.Who is more likely to playfully grope the other?: Matthew probably slaps Blair’s butt sometimes to be honest.How often do they get time to themselves?: A lot. They’re together a lot.

Sleeping:

Who snores?: Matthew snores.If both do, who snores the loudest?: Matthew snores louder.Do they share a bed or sleep separately?: They share a bed together.If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?: Both of them cozy up together.Who talks in their sleep?: Blair? Hardly though.What do they wear to bed?: I can’t speak on behalf of Blair but Matthew wears boxers.Are either of your muses insomniacs?: Nah. I don’t think so.Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?: Nah, probably not.Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?: I think they have their limbs wrapped around each other.Who wakes up with bed hair?: Blair. It’s only because she has longer hair though.Who wakes up first?: Blair. Matthew likes his sleep.Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?: Matthew, if he gets up first.What is their favourite sleeping position?: They spoon or sleep cuddled together, chest to chest.Who hogs the sheets?: Matthew purposefully wraps them around Blair more than him so she doesn’t get cold.Do they set an alarm each night?: Nah. They don’t.Can a television be found in their bedroom?: I should think so.Who has nightmares?: Neither of them have nightmares.Who has ridiculous dreams?: Neither of them.Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?: Matthew. His a lot bigger than Blair though. Who makes the bed?: Blair. Matthew is lazy. What time is bed time?: Early in the AM.Any routines/rituals before bed?: Nah, not that I can think of.Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?

Work:

Who is the busiest?: Both of them are busy.Who rakes in the highest income?: Both of them have similar income.Are any of your muses unemployed?: Nah. Neither of them.Who takes the most sick days?: Matthew. He takes off days whenever he wants.Who is more likely to turn up late to work?: Matthew. Again, he does whatever he wants.Who sucks up to their boss?: They don’t have a ‘boss.’What are their jobs?: They’re in a very small dangerous gang.Who stresses the most?: Blair? I’m not sure though.Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?: Yeah. It’s fun but dangerous.Are your muses financially stable?: I should think so.

Home:

Who does the washing?: Matthew washes their stuff.Who takes out the trash?: Matthew takes out their trash.Who does the ironing?: Blair irons, Matthew folds the clothes.Who does the cooking?: Blair cooks because Matthew would burn the food.Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?: Matthew. He is hopeless in the kitchen.Who is messier?: Matthew is way more messier.Who leaves the toilet roll empty?: Matthew. He forgets about it.Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?: Matthew. Again. He doesn’t think much about it.Who forgets to flush the toilet?: Matthew. His hopeless.Who is the prankster around the house?: I think both of them would pull pranks on each other.Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?: I think Blair loses them more than Matthew.Who mows the lawn?: Matthew. He likes doing it.Who answers the telephone?: Matthew. He never knows whose on the other end.Who does the vacuuming?: Blair? Matthew doesn’t enjoy vacuuming.Who does the groceries?: I think they would do the shopping together.Who takes the longest to shower?: Matthew. He usually gets more dirty though.Who spends the most time in the bathroom?: Matthew. He likes long showers.

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem?: A little, not a lot though.How many cars do they own?: A car each, so two.Do they own their home or do they rent?: Matthew rents. Blair stays with him sometimes.Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?: Neither.Do they live in the city or in the country?: More towards the city.Do they enjoy their surroundings?: I’d think so. What’s their song? Their song would be something like ‘bad’ by Michael Jackson.What do they do when they’re away from each other?: I think they would call and text each other a lot.Where did they first meet?: At a party.How did they first meet?: They got introduced and hit it off straight away.Who spends the most money when out shopping?: Blair. Matthew doesn’t mind though.Who’s more likely to flash their assets?: Matthew. He likes showing off.Who finds it amusing when the other trips over?: Matthew probably finds it funny but would feel bad if she’s hurt.Any mental issues?: Nah. I don’t think so,Who’s terrified of bugs?: Blair is probably more terrified of bugs.Who kills the spiders around the house?: Matthew would. He probably chases Blair around with it in some paper or something to scare her.Their favourite place?: At Matthew’s place.Who pays the bills?: Matthew. He can afford it though.Do they have any fears for their future?: Nah. I don’t think so.Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?: Matthew would like to surprise Blair from time to time.Who uses up all of the hot water?: Blair. She probably takes long showers. Who’s the tallest?: Matthew is taller than Blair by a lot.Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?: Matthew. He would follow Blair in.Who wanders around in their underwear?: Matthew. His comfortable enough to do so.Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?: Both of them would.What do they tease each other about?: Little things. Silly little things they do.Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?: Blair at Matthew’s probably.Do they have mutual friends?: Yeah, a few.Who crushed first?: Matthew instantly found Blair attractive.Any alcohol or substance related problems?: Matthew has alcohol problems but it’s by choice.Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?: Matthew, to be honest.Who swears the most?: Matthew swears most.

Send ‘✩’ for the following: AU!CLACE

Disagreements:

Who is more likely to raise their voice?: Jace at everyone.Who threatens to leave but never actually does?: Clary. If they’re arguing.Who actually keeps their word and leaves?: Jace. He doesn’t leave for long though.Who trashes the house?: Jace. His room more than anything.Do either of them get physical?: Not with each other, nah.How often do they argue/disagree?: Not a lot with each other.Who is the first to apologise?: Clary? It would take Jace a while.

Sex:

Who is on top?: Jace, mostly.Who is on the bottom?: Clary, mostly.Who has the strangest desires?: Neither of them have strange desires.Any kinks?: Lip biting. Neck kisses. The usual kinks.Who’s dominant in bed?: Jace is the more dominant one in the bedroom.Is head ever in the equation?: It probably is.If so, who is better at performing it?: Clary is probably better at performing it.Ever had sex in public?: I don’t think so.Who moans the most?: Clary probably moans the most.Who leaves the most marks?: Jace likes to leave a lot of marks.Who screams the loudest?: Clary probably screams the loudest.Who is the more experienced of the two?: Jace is slightly more experienced than Clary - I believe.Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’?: They make love most the time.Rough or soft?: Their actions are usually soft.How long do they usually last?: An average amount of time.Is protection used?: Yes! Both of them are very protective.Does it ever get boring?: Nah, it doesn’t.Where is the strangest place they’d have sex?: Probably in his van or something.

Family:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children?: Not that I know of. They aren’t against having children though.If so, how many children do your muses want/have?: One or Two?Who is the favorite parent?: Clary is probably nicer, so her.Who is the authoritative parent?: Jace. It’s in his bones though.Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school?: Jace. He is strict but he believes in time to yourself.Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around?: Jace. He likes that type of food anyway.Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children?: Clary. Jace wouldn’t be into that sort of stuff.Who goes to parent teacher interviews?: They would probably go together.Who changes the diapers?: I believe both of them would change the diapers.Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby?: I think Clary does that more than Jace. I think Clary let’s him off though.Who spends the most time with the children?: I think both of them spend an equal amount of time with their children.Who packs their lunch boxes?: Jace. His good with food.Who gives their children ‘the talk’?: Jace wouldn’t. I guess Clary could but in an innocent way.Who cleans up after the kids?: Clary probably cleans up after the children. Who worries the most?: I think Clary would worry more than Jace.Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from?: Jace. He would try not to swear in front of them though.

Affection:

Who likes to cuddle?: Both of them like cuddling each other.Who is the little spoon?: Clary is the little spoon. Jace is bigger than her.Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places?: I think Jace would get naughty in the most inappropriate of places.Who struggles to keep their hands to themself?: Again, I believe this would be Jace as well.How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable?: I don’t think they get uncomfortable from cuddling.Who gives the most kisses?: Clary gives more kisses.What is their favourite non-sexual activity?: I think cuddling, probably.Where is their favourite place to cuddle?: Probably at Jace’s house. They’re there often.Who is more likely to playfully grope the other?: I think Jace does that more than Clary.How often do they get time to themselves?: When Jace isn’t working, a lot of the time.

Sleeping:

Who snores?: Jace snores.If both do, who snores the loudest?: Jace snores louder than Clary.Do they share a bed or sleep separately?: They share a bed if they’re together.If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart?: They cozy up together if they’re at Jace’s place.Who talks in their sleep?: Neither of them.What do they wear to bed?: I can’t speak on behalf of Clary. Jace wears boxers though.Are either of your muses insomniacs?: Nope.Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside?: Nah. I don’t think so.Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side?: They wrap their limbs around each other.Who wakes up with bed hair?: Clary. She’s got longer hair though.Who wakes up first?: Most the time, Jace.Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other?:  Jace does it sometimes.What is their favourite sleeping position?:  They probably spoon together. Clary being the little spoon. Jace the big spoon.Who hogs the sheets?: Clary hogs the sheets.Do they set an alarm each night?: Nah. I don’t think they would.Can a television be found in their bedroom?: Yeah. In Jaces bedroom anyway.Who has nightmares?: Neither of them have nightmares.Who has ridiculous dreams?: Neither of them have ridiculous dreams.Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed?: I think Jace would, but his bigger so it’s normal.Who makes the bed?: Clary makes the bed most the time.What time is bed time?: Early in the AM.Any routines/rituals before bed?: Nah. I don’t think so.Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up?: Jace is the grumpiest when he wakes up, if Clary wakes him up anyway.

Work:

Who is the busiest?: Jace, probably.Who rakes in the highest income?: Jace but not by much.Are any of your muses unemployed?: I don’t think either of them are.Who takes the most sick days?: Jace. He picks his shifts though.Who is more likely to turn up late to work?: Jace if his rushing around and what not.Who sucks up to their boss?: Neither of them have a boss.What are their jobs?: I don’t know about Clary, but Jace works selling good in his van.Who stresses the most?: Jace. His always stressing.Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations?: Jace likes his. It wounds him up though.Are your muses financially stable?: I think so, yeah.

Home:

Who does the washing?: Jace doesn’t mind washing.Who takes out the trash?: Jace would take out the trash.Who does the ironing?: I think Clary would iron more than Jace.Who does the cooking?: Jace does the cooking. It’s a hobby.Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying?: Jace when his trying new things out.Who is messier?: Jace is messier than Clary. Who leaves the toilet roll empty?: Jace because his forgetful.Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor?: Jace. In his own house though.Who forgets to flush the toilet?: Jace. Again, his forgetful.Who is the prankster around the house?: I think Jace would prank Clary more than Clary pranks Jace.Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere?: I think Clary loses the keys more than Jace does.Who mows the lawn?: Jace mows the lawn.Who answers the telephone?: Jace. He likes knowing whose trying to get in contact with them.Who does the vacuuming?: Jace does as it’s his house.Who does the groceries?: Both of them do the groceries.Who takes the longest to shower?: Clary takes longer to shower.Who spends the most time in the bathroom?: Clary takes longer in the bathroom.

Miscellaneous:

Is money a problem?: No. Money isn’t a problem.How many cars do they own?: A car each, so two.Do they own their home or do they rent?: Jace rent’s his home.Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside?: Neither of those options.Do they live in the city or in the country?: Jace and Clary live in the city.Do they enjoy their surroundings?: They do indeed!What’s their song?: I’m not sure.What do they do when they’re away from each other?: They text or call constantly.Where did they first meet?: Through mutual friends.How did they first meet?: They got introduced and things happened from there.Who spends the most money when out shopping?: Clary probably spends more money.Who’s more likely to flash their assets?: Neither of them are ‘flashing’ their assets type of people.Who finds it amusing when the other trips over?: Jace finds it absolutely hilarious.Any mental issues?: Nope.Who’s terrified of bugs?: Clary is afraid of bugs.Who kills the spiders around the house?: Jace kill’s the spiders in the house.Their favourite place?: Is Jace’s house.Who pays the bills?: Jace pays all the bills.Do they have any fears for their future?: Nope. I don’t think so.Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner?: I think Jace likes surprising Clary from time to time. Who uses up all of the hot water?: Jace does, but for food type stuff.Who’s the tallest?: Jace is taller. Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other?: Jace would follow Clary into the shower.Who wanders around in their underwear?: Jace would but it’s because his comfortable around Clary.Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio?: Jace. He likes his music.What do they tease each other about?: I think little meaningful things.Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times?: I think Jace at Clary, but just because of the bright clothes she wears.Do they have mutual friends?: They do, actually!Who crushed first?: Jace liked Clary first.Any alcohol or substance related problems?: Nope.Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am?: Jace from a party though.Who swears the most?: Jace swears more.