#audit

[tenorg1fs]

AUDIT

im lowk surprised no one hasnt dine this w them yet.. btw this took 2 afternoons to make and its js experimental so if it looks buns dont even mind that💆‍♂️

[xpfruity]

AUDIT

[7cosmicsevren]

Finally finished this up

Was gonna use this for a utau cover + amv but I lost motivation after I got distracted with other things, but maybe I’ll work on it later

[d4ed4lu5]

because I like m3sing with all of you have this sneak peak ig REAL ONES KNOW WHAT THIS IS🥰🥰🥰

ONLY THE REAL ONES KNO

I see him becoming an alcoholic after his son’s death , before he commits ….yk..

anyways bye! I also am gonna show off a secondary design? Idk

SHOULD I KEEP MF AS A TANUKI OR JUST MAKE HIM A SHAPESHIFTER BECAUSE I WANT THE BEST OF ALL N7 WORLDS, GIVE ME THE DEMON, GIVE ME THE LIZARD, GIVE ME THE ANIMAL , WHATEVER. WITH EITHER N7 IDEA I CAN DO ALL OF THAT AND RUN WITH IT WITHOUT HAVING TO STICK TO A SPECIFIC DESIGN!!!!! RAHHHHH

anyways enough bai!

choking on desolation, sip on armetto won't make me better, though i won't get better, though i can stop when i want to, i still have self-control but i'll never say no but I'll never say no/ref

[jangillman]

[bitchesgetriches]

My Taxes Are a Little, uh, Creative. What's My Risk of Being Audited? • Bitches Get Riches

Enough time has probably passed for me to admit to playing fast and loose with the truth in some very old tax returns. But let’s drape this

My Taxes Are a Little, uh, Creative. What’s My Risk of Being Audited?

This was pretty much how my first tax return after college went…

KITTY: I made $18,000 last year.

IRS: Awesome, give us $3,000 of it.

KITTY: That can’t be right.

IRS: It is.

KITTY: Wh— Bu— I live in one of the most expensive cities in America. I can barely pay rent and put food in my cupboards. The unemployment rate for young people is almost 20%, for fuck’s sake! Surely you wouldn’t charge a flat tax rate on someone so desperate?

IRS: We totally would.

KITTY: Teach me, dear creature, how to think and speak. Lay open to my earthly gross conceit, smothered in errors, feeble, shallow, weak, the folded meaning of your words’ deceit. Against my soul’s pure truth why labour you to make it wander in an unknown field? Are you a god? Would you create me now? Transform me, then, and to your power I’ll yield. But if I am that I am, then well I know I do not have three thousand dollars, bro, Nor to your purse no homage do I owe.

IRS: Ma’am, will that be check or money order?

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