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Auditor: Other Employers: Auditor I swear to the Maker that if you mess with mortal affairs one more time…

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incorrect madcom quote by @deisbookofdemons
Auditor: Other Employers: Auditor I swear to the Maker that if you mess with mortal affairs one more time…
((your friendly reminder that Employers are cats))
Conductor: Blue M&Ms are the best.
Auditor, horrified: whAT IS THIS SLANDER?!
Conductor: What about it? They are.
Auditor: I WILL NOT ALLOW SUCH LIES ON MY WATCH! THE RED ONES ARE THE BEST!
Conductor: YEAH? WELL FUCK YOU!
Deliberator: They're all chocolate inside, the colors don't mean anything.
Stygian, wanting to rile them up: I like the yellow ones.
Auditor and Conductor: SHUT THE FUCK YOUR MOUTH!
((this popped into my head and i couldn’t unthink it))
[CHATBUDDY - Employers]
SuperiorStygian: hello, my darling friends! guess who just got...
SuperiorStygian: ✨INJURED✨
BigBadAud999: Stygian, obviously we hope you're okay, but I want you to know that that was the most in-character message you've ever sent us.
((floofy employers!!))
(original picture under cut)
Auditor, speaking in Employer language: [YOU BETTER GIVE US A FUCKING ROOM! IF NOT--] (summons a gun) [IF NOT, I'M GONNA TAKE YOUR EYES OUT!]
Phobos, with the Binary Sword: SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT HE'S SAYING!
(The other three Employers are laughing)
Phobos: WHAT THE FUCK IS HE SAYING?! I DON'T SPEAK ENCHANTING TABLE!
(The other three laugh even harder while Auditor just... has the Resting Bitch Face)