Phobos: Doctors: 140k a year. Commission artists: 160k a year.
Jeb: I think you're lowballing the art amount to be honest.
Phobos: I'm sorry for the inaccuracies, DOCTOR DOODLE.
Jeb: ...no matter how I respond to this, I look stupid. Well played. I walked into that one.
Deimos: Eh, artists are typically more competent and courteous than your average doctor, so I can see that.
Phobos, staring directly at Deimos: Did you just legitimately tell me that a person who draws stupid shit and calls it a meme is more competent than a dude who spent 8+ years in a university to give you your lung transplant??
2BDamned: Doctors are bullshit and artists provide an infinitely more valuable service compared to them. Fuck learning medical shit on the fly.
Phobos: You will die in seven days!
(Tricky suddenly appears near all of them in a cloud of confetti and a party favor noise.)
Tricky: IT TOOK DOCTORS LIKE 10 YEARS TO DIAGNOSE WHAT WAS WRONG WITH CLOWN!!! SOME INSISTING HE WAS FAKING FOR ATTENTION. >:( WHILE AN ARTIST CLOWN KNEW WENT "Oh man, that sounds like normality depletion," AND ENDED UP BEING RIGHT!!!!
Tricky: ALSO, CLOWN CAN'T GO TO A DOCTOR AND ASK THEM TO DRAW HIM WITH CAT EARS AND A TAIL TO MATCH NOW CAN HE??? >:/
Hank, in the back: YOU COULD IF YOU WEREN'T A FUCKING COWARD.
