How do I start recording again? Ugh! I hate these things! Wait—wait—! FINALLY it’s on. Uh.
Is the lensecap still on? No. Okay! Okay.
HEY! The name is Audrey, if you couldn’t READ THE BLOG TITLE. Anyways, you’re here to ask questions? I was told??? Sure. Sounds fun. You silly people seem to be entertaining enough.
I’m gonna set some ground rules for you freaks first though.
1. No. You can’t date me, I’m like… mentally 15? What the hell.
2. I’m not interested in A-N-Y-O-N-E! Got it? I don’t care what world I’m in, or what our interactions are like. Romance is boring!!! Let’s fight some people!!!
3. You can’t kill me, nice try.
4. Not really a rule? But sometimes I forget the lensecap is on, and uh. I’m not re-filming just for you. You get what you get, stay mad.
5. I hate… HATE… Certain places. And won’t go there if I don’t want.
6. No. You can’t hug me, now anyway. I don’t have a body in the void. So… Wait until we’re in a world, yeah?
Yeah, that’s about it. Uh… Ask my things. I’ll answer. Honestly? Nah. HAHAH. You’re gonna have to figure out that on your own. I’m a little trickster y’know! Anyways. I can go to other worlds and stuff. Let’s try to keep the first few questions about me, though. I’m craving attention!
Hehe…