If you haven’t watched or read Good Omens please know that all that all of these statements are canon
a vintage car enthusiast and a rare book collector flirt for 6 hours and adopt the wrong kid
a guy who keeps houseplants fails to stop his boss's son from getting a dog for his birthday
a wages clerk gets into 1630s reenacting and fulfills several prophecies while doing so
three coworkers go for a motorcycle ride with their boss and then get fired by an 11 year old














