#green squishy lots

[captainlordauditor]

Chanukah values are universal, like freedom of religion, independence from oppressive empires, and fried food

[captainlordauditor]

Captain America and Superman are Jewish responses to the Nazi idea of the ubermensch that ask different, but equally compelling questions in response to it. Captain America asks "what if the ubermensch was real, and he loved Jews?" and Superman asks "what if the ubermensch was real, and he was a Jew?"

[captainlordauditor]

One of those retellings of Batman as a fairy tale things but instead of a fairy tale it’s Talmud

[captainlordauditor]

fantasy writers, stop being cowards. give me the fantasy jews. i know they exist. you're hiding them from me.

[captainlordauditor]

couldn't remember this verse so i googled "bava batra thistle" and i can't fucking believe that worked

[captainlordauditor]

I think goyim really truly just cannot comprehend the extent to which Jews think of each other as family. When I meet another Jew I don't think HELLO FELLOW CORELIGIONIST. I meet them as a second cousin I see at Thanksgiving.

[captainlordauditor]

The thing about MCU Bucky is that he was an unmarried 26 year old man living with another man in a culture where it was the norm to marry at 18. Bucky spent a decade continuously choosing Steve over a normative life. He was only stopped from continuing to live this way because he was drafted into WW2.

Like. That's kind of gay even if Bucky was heterosexual

[captainlordauditor]

The thing about “dragon age could be so good if it was good” is that there’s so many different ways to make it good depending on what you’re focusing on and what your definition of good is that if you start thinking about it you’ll come up with ten different solutions and it’ll haunt you forever