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Sara: I NEED AN ADULT

Bails: I HOPE YOU'RE READY

THE MOVIE OPENED UP WITH A SECRET GERMAN GAY BAR

Sara: ...okay i am surprisingly okay with this

ovo

Sara: it skipped right to 1:04

Bails: my english teacher showed us

a scene from hamlet the other day

and was like "I couldn't find anything so it has spanish subs sorry"

and she loaded it up and

it was portuguese subs

what's with english teachers

and not knowing spanish???

sara have you fbstalked ms. clavell lately

Sara: NO OMG YOU JUST REMINDED ME

Bails: becauase I wasj ust thinking of it earlier today actually

go do so

Sara: woah it's her macking on some dude

Ally: wat

Bails: DANG

is it the same boyfriend from before

Sara: idk

Bails: or anew guy

Sara: how should i know

Bails: I thought you were the expert ms. clavell stalker

??

Sara: um not anymore sorry

is iris coming to this shinding or not

Ally: but who else can we rely on to clavell stalk ;__;

Bails: idk she's not respondin

Ally: idk I sent her a tumblr ask on top of your things

Sara: /sigh

Bails: I IM'd her

lol

Ally: ;__;

Bails: oh wait

she signed off

I guses she's busy

:l

Sara: well okay then

that answers that

Ally: hmph

Sara: time for le movie

Ally: does she have a link for later though? ;3;

Sara: i sent it to her in aim

Ally: ( / ovo)/

Sara: will she get it?

Bails: I've never used synchtube before ooo:

Sara: okay well without further ado

here we go

Bails: weeeee

Sara: all i know is that someone on tumblr posted a post with this in the link

okay wait i cant find the button to light up my keyboard

okay problem solved

Bails: did you start it

ok

Sara: apple can now hire me

Bails: hee

Sara: i found button

PRESSING PLAY

Ally: button!

Bails: huzzah

Sara: OH MY GOD

Ally: whoo

Sara: ITS MATTHEW

WHAT'S THIS ASSHOLE DOING HERE

Ally: WAI TI THOUGHT THAT WAS ON PURPOSE

Bails: WAIT IS

THE ONLY REASON WE'RE WATCHING THIS

Sara: I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS IN THIS MOVIE

Bails: IS BECAUSE YOUR DOCTOR WHO PEOPLE ARE IN IT

Sara: I DIDN'T KNOW

Ally: I clicked on the link to see the YT page and I heard him IT HOUGHT IT WAS ON PURPOSE

Sara: omg he plays a gay guy i am actually choking

Bails: omgfg

what is this movie about

Sara: i literally have no clue

Ally: the doctor

Sara: HE'S STUDYING TO BE A DOCTOR

Ally: what did the post you find this under say about it, Sara?

Bails: it probably said "watch this it's doctor who" and sara didn't ontice

Sara: idk senorpond posted it a million years ago

who was the kid on the staircase

Bails: what

I wasn't paying atetntion

Ally: his younger brother, maybe?

Bails: there were tits in that picture

Ally: he had a great mustache

Sara: damn

what a stache

mum i am going to my room stomp stomp slam

Bails: mummy mummy

what is he 10

Sara: he's twitching

pip is a great name

IDDO GOLDBERG

he's from secret diary

omg

bbc

Ally: 9 actors totoal

Sara: y u use 5 actors

Ally: dhgfhdh

Sara: jesus that guy was in s5

he played the dream lord

"you going all the way"

me: *GIGGLE*

SHIT IT'S A WIG

what a tweest

Bails: ok so with my not-paying attentionness

this movie is about the doctor(?) going to berlin but they killed his dad

and he is going to get all the cocks

Sara: um yeah

Bails: ???

Sara: i think so

Bails: k just checkin

Ally: even the doctor takes time off

Sara: to meet strange men

Bails: "time to fuck"

Sara: omg IS THAT A SECRET GERMAN GAY BAR?

im crying again

Bails: yes

yes it is

Ally: WELP

Bails: dat zoom

Ally: that camera

and all those tanks of beer

Bails: also so "christopher and his kind" is just a movie about gay people

fantastic

Sara: bbc can only afford two camera angles

he sounds like he has a cold

is that what gay english men sound like?

Bails: I can't believe that you DIDN'T pick this out for a doctor who guy playing a gay guy

Sara: I DIDN'T KNOW

Ally: BUT WHAT ELSE WOULD HAVE MADE THIS STAND OUT

ON TUMBLR OF ALL PLACES

Bails: a movie linked on tumblr

Sara: now that i think about it

Bails: can only either be doctor who related or gay

Sara: the signs were probably all there

Bails: so you have no excuse

zero excuse.

Sara: /sigh

NO DON'T GO IN

Bails: he looks like a creep

Sara: i'm frightened

Bails: what is one ever doing anywhere but tons of gay sex, is what he meant

dat dick

Sara: but of course

WELP

Bails: "let's just have sex right now please"

sara the fuck is this movie about

Sara: i have no idea

i am just sitting here laughing hysterically

ELJHGBJSDKFBLKJSDLKFJDS

Bails: HAHAHAH

Sara: I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE THAT

Bails: I'M DYING NOW

Sara: jesus h crhsit and seven other saints

Bails: THIS IS THE ENTNIRE MOVIE

Sara: I NEED AN ADULT

Bails: I HOPE YOU'RE READY

THE MOVIE OPENED UP WITH A SECRET GERMAN GAY BAR

Sara: ...okay i am surprisingly okay with this

Bails: welp

big fish

Sara: come on little german girl you can do it

Bails: clock ya

Ally: he needs the tardis sara

Sara: HE NEEDS JESUS IS WHAT HE NEEDS

Bails: what

I don't get it

oh wait

more sex

Sara: *actually screaming*

Bails: sara I'm dying this is EXACTLY the type of movie you would find on tumblr

Ally: SARA I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

Sara: ME EITHER

Ally: NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS

Sara: did they really think no one heard them

Bails: "uhh yeah you guys were totally quiet"

Sara: oh my god is she wearing pants

HOW DARE SHE

Bails: those are hippie pants

Sara: this takes place in like the 20s

Bails: well he WAS talking about nazis

Sara: she looks like a raccoon

Bails: his glasses are crooked

"I'M SUCH A WHORE guten tag"

Sara: i should introduce myself that way

Bails: yes

Sara: anime glasses push

Bails: why are his glasses so crooked it is bothering me

are his ears just crooekdor hwat

Sara: his ears are wonky

Bails: it bothersme

secret gay parties in the woods

Sara: i think hat guy is iddo goldberg

YEAH THAT IS HIM WOW IT'S BEN HI BEN

omg if matt and him fuck i will actually start crying

Bails: every man in this movie will fuck with one another at one point or another

that was an awkward sentence

lemme fix that: yes they will

Sara: yeah a bit

is that a MENORAH

happy hanukkah

irregular verbs ew

Bails: how about THESE irregular verbs? -flex-

Sara: /choking

manly gay wrestling

wait okay manly gay making out

Bails: sara remind me to never watch movies with you taht you find on tumblr ever again

ally are you even still watching or did you just give up

Sara: i don't want to watch movies alone

Ally: I'm just

trying not to scream into my hands

Bails: hehehehehe

Ally: GOD

Sara: oh no i broke ally

Bails: you broke herrrr

Ally: lies on the floor

Sara: oh no caspar left him

poor booboo

Ally: sara i can't take doctor who with a straight face rn

Bails: and now you get gay doctor who

Sara: i will never be able to watch doctor who again with crying from laughing

woah chill out with the jewelry great gatsy

gatby

Bails: pfft

Sara: i give up with spelling forever

Bails: hheheeh

at least you can drive

URINALS

NOT GAY

Sara: YOU ARE NOT S

Bails: JUST STARING AT YOUR NAZI DICK

Sara: WAIT ssdflkjzshdfhksdzf

kjsdgkljdsfg

best friend

YOU TALKED TO HIM ONCE

what is he even saying

YO

Bails: ooh violence

Sara: YOOOOOO

Bails: I was beginning to think this was just gay sex

Sara: now it's gay ass-kicking

Bails: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Sara: oops now back to the sex

Ally: gay make outs aGAIN

Bails: impylign

not hatesex all the tiem

Sara: did he just snort

omg what an asshole

Bails: these nazis just have the STRANGEST fetishes

bahahhaah

wow

Sara: SHIT I JUST LAUGHED SO LOUD

Bails: THEY JUST GATHER AROUND TO WATCH

AND THEY DON'T EVEN CARE THEY'RE BEING SO LOUD

Sara: i almost fell off the bed

my eyes are watering

Ally: if you go on the tumblr tag there are posts about how deep this is

but i cAN'T I REALLY JUST CAN'T

Bails: one man one goal: to fuck every boy in berlin

Ally: I HAD NO IDEA WHAT WAS HAPPENING I WAS ON TUMBLR AND THEN THE SCREAMS

Bails: ally for SHAME looking up the tag before finishing it

Ally: I will always look at the tag uwu

so I can reblog something with a ramble in the tags uvu

Bails: hurr

Sara: american accent welp

bobBY

Bails: he just

stands up

Sara: i didn't know this was a comedy

Bails: what genre IS thsi movie

Sara: PRETEND YOU'RE STRAIGHT

I LOVE WOMEN

Bails: AIN'T NO GAYS HERE

CERTAINLY AIN'T NO GAY JEWS

Sara: oh no what about the one gay jew from earlier

Bails: he's prob ded as fuck

Ally: is that him

Bails: I swear if they start fucking a gay nazi I give up

Sara: aw man it was hanukkah

Ally: wait I was looking away again

is this the sweep

Sara: yeah

Bails: who's this chokin lady

Sara: the gay jew is m.i.a

Ally: and did he pick him up by noticing him walking after a nazi mob

Sara: yes

snuggles

Ally: oh no

Bails: has it really been 40min already

wow

Sara: DON'T LET HIM INTO YOUR ROOM

Ally: gay sex makes time fly

Bails: pffft ally

Sara: finking

Ally: says the guy

who bribes the police

Sara: I DON'T LIKE CREAKING

Ally: oh shet

Bails: ohmy

Sara: ow

Bails: o:

that letter vaguely reminded me of cloud atlas

Sara: the ending of that movie made me cry

Bails: dude it was so sad

;_;

went to chill with those big-dicked nazis

Sara: right let's smoke around the lady who probably is dying of fucking TUBERCULOSIS

Bails: please fuck my son

Sara: THE JEW LIVES

he got his hanukkah presents

da nazis

Bails: title drop

kind

Sara: oh yeah

Bails: pig snort

Sara: ew

lung

Bails: lung

Sara: oh no is that a nazi

Bails: no one is being gay or jewish in here

Sara: another title drop

Bails: YOUR KIND again

Sara: DISHONOR ON YOU

DISHONOR ON YOUR FAMILY

Ally: ლ(́◉◞౪◟◉‵ლ)

Sara: DISHONOR ON YOUR COW

Bails: ally olawd

Ally: wai

Bails: dat mouth

oh shit

Sara: shit nazi asskicking

Bails: THOSE NAZIS

SURE ARE JERKS

who's that again

Sara: um

i don't know

Bails: nazimobile

Sara: dsfjklhsdkjfhsdkjf

Ally: oh dear

Bails: was that the mother

Ally: yep

whose son

Bails: she ded

Ally: smoked in the room with her

Bails: good job son

Sara: i warned him

I WARNED HIM

Bails: you did

Sara: is she crying because he's gay

Bails: I thought she's crying because somebody died

or did I miss something

Sara: oh no her boyfriend dumped her

Bails: oh

omg jerk

Sara: "it was fun" DAMN IT BOBBY

Bails: bobBY

Sara: oh shit

she's pregnant

Bails: ohmy

Sara: BOBBY

Bails: fuckin BOBBY

literally

Sara: *shakes fist*

Bails: oh NOW iris responds

Sara: sheesh

oh man she sold the ring for an abortion WELP

Ally: did you tell her how much gay doctor sex she missed

Sara: NO I DID NOT

Ally: i vote we go back to that scene just to illicit a response from her

*ellicit

*elicit

Sara: should we finish the movie first?

Ally: fuck spelling

;__;

Bails: iris replied

"riveting"

Sara: YEAH FUCK SPELLING YEAH

Bails: to my tales ofgay sex

Sara: SPELLING IS FOR WIENIES

weenis

weenies

Ally: no no let's go with weenis

Sara: jsndjkgldhfgkdf

Ally: wait the movie's not over

Bails: 1933

what was it first

Ally: what happens for the next 2/5ths of it

Sara: oh shit

the nazis are looking for the GAYS

Bails: uh oh nazis

those guys

Sara: spinning camera

Bails: are pretty bad!!

Sara: omg hitler shush

Bails: hitler stfu for a sec

Sara: all he does is YELL

STOP YELLING AT ME

I DO WHAT I WANT

oh shit caspar was a NAZI

Bails: dude why can't we sex now

"no man, nazis."

Ally: in public

at least

what was that

Sara: the bracelet caspar gave him

Bails: wow I didn't catch that at all

Ally: ohh

Sara: it was blink or miss

Bails: guess because I'm not really paying attention whoops

Sara: book burning makes me sad

Bails: oooh them crazy nazis!

Sara: i'm still not over the library of alexandria

Ally: nothing screams animalistic idiots than burning books en masse

Bails: and he a novelist

Ally: he doesn't seem very passionate about the novel part at that time

Bails: but still bookburninbad

Ally: yuss ;w;

Sara: help i'm having an emotion

Bails: those giant nazi staff-looking things crack me up for some reason

I have no idea why

Ally: nazi mages

Sara: i've never seen those before in my life

Bails: me neither

the great nazi wizards of olde

Ally: summoning fyre upon those books

Bails: hehe

Sara: oh shit they trashed his house

Bails: oh nooo

Sara: NOT THE MENORAH

Bails: menorah noooo

Ally: someone

was really good at writing backwards on the window

Bails: hehhehehe

Sara: damn

Bails: they might have done that on the inside though

if they trashed the houser and all

Ally: ohhh

Bails: THOSE DAMN IRREGULAR VERBS

Ally: hm, the paint looked like ti was outside

Bails: kinda did

Ally: but VERBS

Sara: oh "brothers"

Bails: brothers in gay

Sara: is that what they're calling it these days

Bails: hasn't this guy like

fucked a handful of guys already

Sara: fucking yodelling

Bails: who was his boyfriend

and who isn't

Sara: um

he had sex withhhhhhhhh

caspar

um

the dude who picked him up at the train station

heinz

Bails: when is the nazi sex

I thought this was a fetish movie

nazis have to be somebody's fetish

Ally: not a nazi fetish though

uwu

Bails: somebody out there

gets off to nazi porn

Sara: wait but his desk in the future has the dolphin clock

Bails: just think about htat

Sara: "mummy he's not retarded" SHLKJHFJK

Bails: mummy he's not retarded just gay and jewish?

Sara: no this isn't the jew

Bails: just gay

Sara: the jew is dead i think :|

Bails: most of them are probs

Sara: tmi christopher's mom

Bails: MUMMY PLEASE.

Sara: "MUMMY PLS"

Bails: LONG SLITTY EYES LIKE A JAP

OMFG

Sara: jkgflksjdhdsflkhgsdfjgfdl

Bails: and mr. ketchup he had the nicest little baby cock

Sara: jndsfghlskjdfhlgjhskdjfgjsdfkgjhsfkj

Bails: but I'm sure you know about that already

Sara: I DON'T KNOW WHAT HIS PENIS LOOKS LIKE BAILEY

Bails: no I

was

continuing quoting the mother

but

if you insist.

Sara: sjdkfjdflkjsdfjhg

they are so posh omfg

omg he wrote a gay love letter

DAMN IT CHRISTOPHER

"i'm sorry"

ahahahaha

ahahahaha

/CRIES because that's all the doctor ever sas

says

YOU HAVE NO EYEBROWS

Bails: okay what happened

in the last 5 minutes

I was battling pokemon

Sara: ketchup was deported back to germany

Bails: oh no

twich

Sara: twitchy can't stop twitching

Bails: oh no ketchup

Sara: oh man that frowny face spun around

oh man it's singer lady

Bails: I like how this is the

second time she's done that and an old lady turned around

hehe

goodbye

oh shit '52 now

time be passing everywhre

Ally: and he hasn't aged

again

Sara: he didn't age at all

Ally: the doctor

Sara: i'm so impressed

Bails: his hair slightly greyed

Sara: oh shit he has a lady friend

Bails: oh shit

Ally: dootdedoo

Sara: aw man he named his son christoph

Bails: -glasses remove-

Sara: help i'm having a feeling

Bails: I named him afteryou because he has your dick

Ally: mustache smile twitch

agdhfdhsghdf

Sara: jfbsjfdhgkllfjkg

Bails: HAHAHA

Ally: GDHFKDHG

Bails: youguys

you may join us we can have threesomes

Ally: oh my god did you guys see that post about dvd though

why did i just think of that

but i did

Sara: no?

Bails: what

?

Ally: something about how we should use DVD to refer to threesomes now

Sara: OH

Bails: oh

Sara: YES

Bails: OH

LOL

Sara: OH

fdkjgjgk

Bails: lmfaooo

golly

who's t hat

Ally: HER APPLES

Sara: NOT THE APPLES

Bails: so heppy

(who's this)

LMFAO

Sara: LDJKSGJKSDHGJSHD

Bails: THANK GOD THE NAZIS SHOT HER

Sara: the first and last time i will ever hear those words

Bails: yes

symbolic clock

ok guys

symbolism time

Sara: HAH

Bails: what does the clock represent

Sara: um

dolphins

Ally: dolphins

Bails: pffft

the end

Ally: what

Bails: wat

oh jesus

Sara: :|

Ally: welp

Bails: wait

THESE WERE

Sara: well that was a downer ending

Bails: ACTUAL PEOPLE

?

Ally: iddo goldberg

Bails: fuk

dnag

ok

w/e

NOW

BACK TO DOCTTOR WHO?

Sara: basically

Ally: WELP IT WAS AN ACTUAL AUTOBIOGRAPHY

Bails: WELP

Sara: welp

Bails: THAT NAZI DICK SCENE

TOTES HAPPENED

Sara: OMFG

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