Bails: I HOPE YOU'RE READY
THE MOVIE OPENED UP WITH A SECRET GERMAN GAY BAR
Sara: ...okay i am surprisingly okay with this
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Sara: it skipped right to 1:04
Bails: my english teacher showed us
a scene from hamlet the other day
and was like "I couldn't find anything so it has spanish subs sorry"
what's with english teachers
and not knowing spanish???
sara have you fbstalked ms. clavell lately
Sara: NO OMG YOU JUST REMINDED ME
Bails: becauase I wasj ust thinking of it earlier today actually
Sara: woah it's her macking on some dude
is it the same boyfriend from before
Bails: I thought you were the expert ms. clavell stalker
Sara: um not anymore sorry
is iris coming to this shinding or not
Ally: but who else can we rely on to clavell stalk ;__;
Bails: idk she's not respondin
Ally: idk I sent her a tumblr ask on top of your things
Ally: does she have a link for later though? ;3;
Sara: i sent it to her in aim
Bails: I've never used synchtube before ooo:
Sara: okay well without further ado
Sara: all i know is that someone on tumblr posted a post with this in the link
okay wait i cant find the button to light up my keyboard
Sara: apple can now hire me
WHAT'S THIS ASSHOLE DOING HERE
Ally: WAI TI THOUGHT THAT WAS ON PURPOSE
THE ONLY REASON WE'RE WATCHING THIS
Sara: I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS IN THIS MOVIE
Bails: IS BECAUSE YOUR DOCTOR WHO PEOPLE ARE IN IT
Ally: I clicked on the link to see the YT page and I heard him IT HOUGHT IT WAS ON PURPOSE
Sara: omg he plays a gay guy i am actually choking
Sara: i literally have no clue
Sara: HE'S STUDYING TO BE A DOCTOR
Ally: what did the post you find this under say about it, Sara?
Bails: it probably said "watch this it's doctor who" and sara didn't ontice
Sara: idk senorpond posted it a million years ago
who was the kid on the staircase
I wasn't paying atetntion
Ally: his younger brother, maybe?
Bails: there were tits in that picture
Ally: he had a great mustache
mum i am going to my room stomp stomp slam
Sara: jesus that guy was in s5
Bails: ok so with my not-paying attentionness
this movie is about the doctor(?) going to berlin but they killed his dad
and he is going to get all the cocks
Ally: even the doctor takes time off
Sara: to meet strange men
Sara: omg IS THAT A SECRET GERMAN GAY BAR?
and all those tanks of beer
Bails: also so "christopher and his kind" is just a movie about gay people
Sara: bbc can only afford two camera angles
he sounds like he has a cold
is that what gay english men sound like?
Bails: I can't believe that you DIDN'T pick this out for a doctor who guy playing a gay guy
Ally: BUT WHAT ELSE WOULD HAVE MADE THIS STAND OUT
Bails: a movie linked on tumblr
Sara: now that i think about it
Bails: can only either be doctor who related or gay
Sara: the signs were probably all there
Bails: so you have no excuse
Bails: he looks like a creep
Bails: what is one ever doing anywhere but tons of gay sex, is what he meant
Bails: "let's just have sex right now please"
sara the fuck is this movie about
i am just sitting here laughing hysterically
Sara: I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE THAT
Sara: jesus h crhsit and seven other saints
Bails: THIS IS THE ENTNIRE MOVIE
Bails: I HOPE YOU'RE READY
THE MOVIE OPENED UP WITH A SECRET GERMAN GAY BAR
Sara: ...okay i am surprisingly okay with this
Sara: come on little german girl you can do it
Ally: he needs the tardis sara
Sara: HE NEEDS JESUS IS WHAT HE NEEDS
Sara: *actually screaming*
Bails: sara I'm dying this is EXACTLY the type of movie you would find on tumblr
Ally: SARA I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING
Ally: NO ONE TOLD ME ABOUT THIS
Sara: did they really think no one heard them
Bails: "uhh yeah you guys were totally quiet"
Sara: oh my god is she wearing pants
Bails: those are hippie pants
Sara: this takes place in like the 20s
Bails: well he WAS talking about nazis
Sara: she looks like a raccoon
Bails: his glasses are crooked
"I'M SUCH A WHORE guten tag"
Sara: i should introduce myself that way
Bails: why are his glasses so crooked it is bothering me
are his ears just crooekdor hwat
secret gay parties in the woods
Sara: i think hat guy is iddo goldberg
YEAH THAT IS HIM WOW IT'S BEN HI BEN
omg if matt and him fuck i will actually start crying
Bails: every man in this movie will fuck with one another at one point or another
that was an awkward sentence
lemme fix that: yes they will
Bails: how about THESE irregular verbs? -flex-
wait okay manly gay making out
Bails: sara remind me to never watch movies with you taht you find on tumblr ever again
ally are you even still watching or did you just give up
Sara: i don't want to watch movies alone
trying not to scream into my hands
Sara: oh no caspar left him
Ally: sara i can't take doctor who with a straight face rn
Bails: and now you get gay doctor who
Sara: i will never be able to watch doctor who again with crying from laughing
woah chill out with the jewelry great gatsy
Sara: i give up with spelling forever
Bails: JUST STARING AT YOUR NAZI DICK
Sara: WAIT ssdflkjzshdfhksdzf
Bails: I was beginning to think this was just gay sex
Sara: now it's gay ass-kicking
Bails: LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL
Sara: oops now back to the sex
Ally: gay make outs aGAIN
Bails: these nazis just have the STRANGEST fetishes
Sara: SHIT I JUST LAUGHED SO LOUD
Bails: THEY JUST GATHER AROUND TO WATCH
AND THEY DON'T EVEN CARE THEY'RE BEING SO LOUD
Sara: i almost fell off the bed
Ally: if you go on the tumblr tag there are posts about how deep this is
but i cAN'T I REALLY JUST CAN'T
Bails: one man one goal: to fuck every boy in berlin
Ally: I HAD NO IDEA WHAT WAS HAPPENING I WAS ON TUMBLR AND THEN THE SCREAMS
Bails: ally for SHAME looking up the tag before finishing it
Ally: I will always look at the tag uwu
so I can reblog something with a ramble in the tags uvu
Sara: american accent welp
Sara: i didn't know this was a comedy
Bails: what genre IS thsi movie
Sara: PRETEND YOU'RE STRAIGHT
Bails: AIN'T NO GAYS HERE
CERTAINLY AIN'T NO GAY JEWS
Sara: oh no what about the one gay jew from earlier
Bails: he's prob ded as fuck
Bails: I swear if they start fucking a gay nazi I give up
Sara: aw man it was hanukkah
Ally: wait I was looking away again
Bails: who's this chokin lady
Sara: the gay jew is m.i.a
Ally: and did he pick him up by noticing him walking after a nazi mob
Bails: has it really been 40min already
Sara: DON'T LET HIM INTO YOUR ROOM
Ally: gay sex makes time fly
Sara: I DON'T LIKE CREAKING
that letter vaguely reminded me of cloud atlas
Sara: the ending of that movie made me cry
Bails: dude it was so sad
went to chill with those big-dicked nazis
Sara: right let's smoke around the lady who probably is dying of fucking TUBERCULOSIS
Bails: please fuck my son
he got his hanukkah presents
Sara: oh no is that a nazi
Bails: no one is being gay or jewish in here
Sara: DISHONOR ON YOUR COW
Sara: shit nazi asskicking
Bails: was that the mother
Ally: smoked in the room with her
Sara: is she crying because he's gay
Bails: I thought she's crying because somebody died
Sara: oh no her boyfriend dumped her
Sara: "it was fun" DAMN IT BOBBY
Bails: oh NOW iris responds
oh man she sold the ring for an abortion WELP
Ally: did you tell her how much gay doctor sex she missed
Ally: i vote we go back to that scene just to illicit a response from her
Sara: should we finish the movie first?
Sara: YEAH FUCK SPELLING YEAH
Bails: to my tales ofgay sex
Sara: SPELLING IS FOR WIENIES
Ally: no no let's go with weenis
Ally: wait the movie's not over
Ally: what happens for the next 2/5ths of it
the nazis are looking for the GAYS
Bails: hitler stfu for a sec
Sara: all he does is YELL
oh shit caspar was a NAZI
Bails: dude why can't we sex now
Sara: the bracelet caspar gave him
Bails: wow I didn't catch that at all
Sara: it was blink or miss
Bails: guess because I'm not really paying attention whoops
Sara: book burning makes me sad
Bails: oooh them crazy nazis!
Sara: i'm still not over the library of alexandria
Ally: nothing screams animalistic idiots than burning books en masse
Ally: he doesn't seem very passionate about the novel part at that time
Bails: but still bookburninbad
Sara: help i'm having an emotion
Bails: those giant nazi staff-looking things crack me up for some reason
Sara: i've never seen those before in my life
the great nazi wizards of olde
Ally: summoning fyre upon those books
Sara: oh shit they trashed his house
was really good at writing backwards on the window
Bails: they might have done that on the inside though
if they trashed the houser and all
Bails: THOSE DAMN IRREGULAR VERBS
Ally: hm, the paint looked like ti was outside
Sara: is that what they're calling it these days
Bails: hasn't this guy like
fucked a handful of guys already
Bails: who was his boyfriend
the dude who picked him up at the train station
Bails: when is the nazi sex
I thought this was a fetish movie
nazis have to be somebody's fetish
Ally: not a nazi fetish though
Bails: somebody out there
Sara: wait but his desk in the future has the dolphin clock
Bails: just think about htat
Sara: "mummy he's not retarded" SHLKJHFJK
Bails: mummy he's not retarded just gay and jewish?
Sara: no this isn't the jew
Sara: the jew is dead i think :|
Bails: most of them are probs
Sara: tmi christopher's mom
Bails: LONG SLITTY EYES LIKE A JAP
Sara: jkgflksjdhdsflkhgsdfjgfdl
Bails: and mr. ketchup he had the nicest little baby cock
Sara: jndsfghlskjdfhlgjhskdjfgjsdfkgjhsfkj
Bails: but I'm sure you know about that already
Sara: I DON'T KNOW WHAT HIS PENIS LOOKS LIKE BAILEY
continuing quoting the mother
omg he wrote a gay love letter
/CRIES because that's all the doctor ever sas
Bails: okay what happened
Sara: ketchup was deported back to germany
Sara: twitchy can't stop twitching
Sara: oh man that frowny face spun around
Bails: I like how this is the
second time she's done that and an old lady turned around
time be passing everywhre
Sara: he didn't age at all
Bails: his hair slightly greyed
Sara: oh shit he has a lady friend
Sara: aw man he named his son christoph
Sara: help i'm having a feeling
Bails: I named him afteryou because he has your dick
Ally: mustache smile twitch
you may join us we can have threesomes
Ally: oh my god did you guys see that post about dvd though
why did i just think of that
Ally: something about how we should use DVD to refer to threesomes now
Bails: THANK GOD THE NAZIS SHOT HER
Sara: the first and last time i will ever hear those words
Bails: what does the clock represent
Sara: well that was a downer ending
Ally: WELP IT WAS AN ACTUAL AUTOBIOGRAPHY
Bails: THAT NAZI DICK SCENE
