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[randomstupidchaos]

I mean, if we’re going with a chef metaphor, I’d say it’s more like Guy’s Grocery Games as far as forethought and execution but I’ll take it, haha. <3 

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[clawdee]

#clawdee you don't remember bc you escaped#when u cross the county line your memories disappear#i cant believe your gpa was mayor of night vale

yo I’m just glad that 1. I never needed braces or retainers or anything and 2. we would have been too poor to afford that shit if I did need it

[clawdee]

auntieshakespeare replied to your post: i need a crafting sugar daddy someone send me all...

A Michael for your Michael’s needs.

or a Joann, lol

But yes.

[clawdee]

auntieshakespeare replied to your post: Saw spoilers for the new & final season of...

Sorry if the spoilers were from me. And you don’t. Literally anything you could imagine would be better.

they weren’t! you tag well

it was untagged non-sense and I might just dive into AO3 in about a week, unless you have some good ‘this is what really happened after season 7′ fic recs lmao

[clawdee]

auntieshakespeare replied to your post: Life Updates:

As someone who also lost their house to a foreclosure, I hope you guys get some kind of justice if it was a bug. Fuck banks SO DAMN HARD. Also, no. That little girl is NOT in kindergarten. WHAT.

Wells Fargo set aside $8million (not enough IMO) to split between the people affected by the bug. If they do it evenly between the 625 people that’s a little over $12k each, but they could also do it on a case by case basis, and we still don’t know if we’re one of those people or not.

AND I KNOW. SHE”S SO BIG.

[clawdee]

auntieshakespeare replied to your post:The Zozo Demon and Bobby Mackey's were all really...

THE POVEGLIA GHOST ADVENTURES IS THE CREEPIEST FO SHO. Also, hi Clawdee. <3

Oh man I was gonna watch some DT but now I really have to go watch Poveglia.

And hello dear Newt <3