May 18, 2025
[OZ recieves a text!]
WC:oz??
WC:dude are you a baby
WC:the anons told me yoh were bro
[ @ivxliwh ]
[this selfie is the only response they get]
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[OZ recieves a text!]
WC:oz??
WC:dude are you a baby
WC:the anons told me yoh were bro
[ @ivxliwh ]
[this selfie is the only response they get]
I HAVE A LOT OF QUESTIONS FOR YOU.
@aussie-cipher
…Aussie.
I'M TRYING TO DECIDE HOW MORALLY UNJUST IT WOULD BE TO KILL YOU WHEN YOU'RE LIKE THIS..
@aussie-cipher
Please : ( I have bad eye so I deserve it : (
G'DAY
@aussie-cipher
HEY THERE, "MATE"! I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU!
[SWAP-EUCLID snaps his fingers, and AUSSIE-CIPHER is swarmed with 2D EMUS.]
[theres a soft knock-knock-knocking at the door.]
[its wilhelm. they look cold.]
[ @fivewaywardsouls ]
[OZ opens the door.]
Uh. Hey.
WC:oz do you want one of these spa coupons I got WC:it expires in like 19 days and I have far too many
[ @ivxliwh ]
sure
[WILHELM is knock-knock-knock-KNOCKING on the door. very rapidly]
[ @ivxliwh ]
[OZ answers the door]
Oh, hey mate. Is uh.. everything okay?
tosses @ebgnfpj at you all cutesy-like
its this guy
he needs more socialization.
...Oh.