Festive Bill Cipher

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[jolly-billy]

Merry Christmas!

Hello and Merry Christmas!

The name’s Bill! Bill Cipher!

But many know me as Jolly Bill, or just Jolly!

I have graced you all with my presence this holiday season!

OOC:

Jolly Bill’s universe is basically stuck in an eternal Christmas, as Christmasgeddon was successful. This includes bubbles of pure Christmas spirit, endless snow, and his giant gingerbread house.

He doesn’t spend much time in his universe though, as he likes to spread Christmas cheer to other universes. He WAS also ‘good friends’ with Oliver Eucalypt.

He turned his Ford into a tree a long while ago. Now he (Tree Ford) is human again.

He celebrates Christmas all year round.

This blog is run by @terry-the-anon! Same boundaries apply here!

Also, I gave up on colouring all my text when I speak as Jolly because it wasn’t aesthetically pleasing and took ages.

[jolly-billy]

[allhallowtidebill]

and here is your child

[gives you merry]

Wh????

[ * And now Merry is in his hands. When seeing this he promptly goes on to holding the baby properly ]

[ * ( And cooing at him ) ]

Hiii,,

[jolly-billy]

dadaaa!

[allhallowtidebill]

Hii Merryyy!

[ * He lightly waves at him ]

[jolly-billy]

*Merry waves his little hands.*

whuuuu

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * He has a very reasonable reaction, that being his heart melting at this,,, ]

[jolly-billy]

*Merry is certainly a wiggly little guy.*

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * He's tilting his head at this. kind of like a dog. the observer type shi,,, ]

[jolly-billy]

*Merry starts to get really cold, and then- Oh. Sir, there is frost forming on your baby.*

[allhallowtidebill]

Oh–

[ * To that, Hallow's going to hold Merry a bit closer and. rub off the frost? ( is that possible?? ) ]

Wawhh, you okay?

[jolly-billy]

wubuhh

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * He's still looking at Merry and holding him close,, ]

[jolly-billy]

lion

*He has been practicing saying animals, it seems.*

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * ( holy dhit ) ]

Awwhh,, good job!

[jolly-billy]

mmm

huuuman

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * oh wow,, ]

[ * A bit taken aback, but. yk he's fine ( ish ) ]

. . Yeah, human!

[jolly-billy]

human!

[allhallowtidebill]

Ehehe, yeeah!

[ * He's definitely proud, for sure. ( A little confused on the repeat, but he's assuming that its probably just. a baby thing. or maybe a favourite word why knows. ) ]

[jolly-billy]

*It's more like pattern recognition, since Jolly's mostly been in triangle form around Merry, so seeing Hallow is like 'dada!' but also 'human!'. Yes, I always make very good sense.*

dada!

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * ow i just took some damage ]

Mhm,, I'm here, hi!!

[jolly-billy]

trrr glllll

*He wants to say triangle.*

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * He tilts his head. ( come on hallow use your critical thinking skills ) ]

[jolly-billy]

mama trrr...

[allhallowtidebill]

Mama.. trr..

trrr...

.. Ohh, triangle?

[jolly-billy]

*Merry waves his hands and makes some happy baby noises.*

[allhallowtidebill]

and here is your child

[gives you merry]

Wh????

[ * And now Merry is in his hands. When seeing this he promptly goes on to holding the baby properly ]

[ * ( And cooing at him ) ]

Hiii,,

[jolly-billy]

dadaaa!

[allhallowtidebill]

Hii Merryyy!

[ * He lightly waves at him ]

[jolly-billy]

*Merry waves his little hands.*

whuuuu

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * He has a very reasonable reaction, that being his heart melting at this,,, ]

[jolly-billy]

*Merry is certainly a wiggly little guy.*

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * He's tilting his head at this. kind of like a dog. the observer type shi,,, ]

[jolly-billy]

*Merry starts to get really cold, and then- Oh. Sir, there is frost forming on your baby.*

[allhallowtidebill]

Oh–

[ * To that, Hallow's going to hold Merry a bit closer and. rub off the frost? ( is that possible?? ) ]

Wawhh, you okay?

[jolly-billy]

wubuhh

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * He's still looking at Merry and holding him close,, ]

[jolly-billy]

lion

*He has been practicing saying animals, it seems.*

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * ( holy dhit ) ]

Awwhh,, good job!

[jolly-billy]

mmm

huuuman

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * oh wow,, ]

[ * A bit taken aback, but. yk he's fine ( ish ) ]

. . Yeah, human!

[jolly-billy]

human!

[allhallowtidebill]

Ehehe, yeeah!

[ * He's definitely proud, for sure. ( A little confused on the repeat, but he's assuming that its probably just. a baby thing. or maybe a favourite word why knows. ) ]

[jolly-billy]

*It's more like pattern recognition, since Jolly's mostly been in triangle form around Merry, so seeing Hallow is like 'dada!' but also 'human!'. Yes, I always make very good sense.*

dada!

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * ow i just took some damage ]

Mhm,, I'm here, hi!!

[jolly-billy]

trrr glllll

*He wants to say triangle.*

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * He tilts his head. ( come on hallow use your critical thinking skills ) ]

[jolly-billy]

mama trrr...

[allhallowtidebill]

and here is your child

[gives you merry]

Wh????

[ * And now Merry is in his hands. When seeing this he promptly goes on to holding the baby properly ]

[ * ( And cooing at him ) ]

Hiii,,

[jolly-billy]

dadaaa!

[allhallowtidebill]

Hii Merryyy!

[ * He lightly waves at him ]

[jolly-billy]

*Merry waves his little hands.*

whuuuu

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * He has a very reasonable reaction, that being his heart melting at this,,, ]

[jolly-billy]

*Merry is certainly a wiggly little guy.*

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * He's tilting his head at this. kind of like a dog. the observer type shi,,, ]

[jolly-billy]

*Merry starts to get really cold, and then- Oh. Sir, there is frost forming on your baby.*

[allhallowtidebill]

Oh–

[ * To that, Hallow's going to hold Merry a bit closer and. rub off the frost? ( is that possible?? ) ]

Wawhh, you okay?

[jolly-billy]

wubuhh

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * He's still looking at Merry and holding him close,, ]

[jolly-billy]

lion

*He has been practicing saying animals, it seems.*

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * ( holy dhit ) ]

Awwhh,, good job!

[jolly-billy]

mmm

huuuman

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * oh wow,, ]

[ * A bit taken aback, but. yk he's fine ( ish ) ]

. . Yeah, human!

[jolly-billy]

human!

[allhallowtidebill]

Ehehe, yeeah!

[ * He's definitely proud, for sure. ( A little confused on the repeat, but he's assuming that its probably just. a baby thing. or maybe a favourite word why knows. ) ]

[jolly-billy]

*It's more like pattern recognition, since Jolly's mostly been in triangle form around Merry, so seeing Hallow is like 'dada!' but also 'human!'. Yes, I always make very good sense.*

dada!

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * ow i just took some damage ]

Mhm,, I'm here, hi!!

[jolly-billy]

trrr glllll

*He wants to say triangle.*

[allhallowtidebill]

and here is your child

[gives you merry]

Wh????

[ * And now Merry is in his hands. When seeing this he promptly goes on to holding the baby properly ]

[ * ( And cooing at him ) ]

Hiii,,

[jolly-billy]

dadaaa!

[allhallowtidebill]

Hii Merryyy!

[ * He lightly waves at him ]

[jolly-billy]

*Merry waves his little hands.*

whuuuu

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * He has a very reasonable reaction, that being his heart melting at this,,, ]

[jolly-billy]

*Merry is certainly a wiggly little guy.*

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * He's tilting his head at this. kind of like a dog. the observer type shi,,, ]

[jolly-billy]

*Merry starts to get really cold, and then- Oh. Sir, there is frost forming on your baby.*

[allhallowtidebill]

Oh–

[ * To that, Hallow's going to hold Merry a bit closer and. rub off the frost? ( is that possible?? ) ]

Wawhh, you okay?

[jolly-billy]

wubuhh

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * He's still looking at Merry and holding him close,, ]

[jolly-billy]

lion

*He has been practicing saying animals, it seems.*

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * ( holy dhit ) ]

Awwhh,, good job!

[jolly-billy]

mmm

huuuman

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * oh wow,, ]

[ * A bit taken aback, but. yk he's fine ( ish ) ]

. . Yeah, human!

[jolly-billy]

human!

[allhallowtidebill]

Ehehe, yeeah!

[ * He's definitely proud, for sure. ( A little confused on the repeat, but he's assuming that its probably just. a baby thing. or maybe a favourite word why knows. ) ]

[jolly-billy]

*It's more like pattern recognition, since Jolly's mostly been in triangle form around Merry, so seeing Hallow is like 'dada!' but also 'human!'. Yes, I always make very good sense.*

dada!

[allhallowtidebill]

and here is your child

[gives you merry]

Wh????

[ * And now Merry is in his hands. When seeing this he promptly goes on to holding the baby properly ]

[ * ( And cooing at him ) ]

Hiii,,

[jolly-billy]

dadaaa!

[allhallowtidebill]

Hii Merryyy!

[ * He lightly waves at him ]

[jolly-billy]

*Merry waves his little hands.*

whuuuu

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * He has a very reasonable reaction, that being his heart melting at this,,, ]

[jolly-billy]

*Merry is certainly a wiggly little guy.*

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * He's tilting his head at this. kind of like a dog. the observer type shi,,, ]

[jolly-billy]

*Merry starts to get really cold, and then- Oh. Sir, there is frost forming on your baby.*

[allhallowtidebill]

Oh–

[ * To that, Hallow's going to hold Merry a bit closer and. rub off the frost? ( is that possible?? ) ]

Wawhh, you okay?

[jolly-billy]

wubuhh

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * He's still looking at Merry and holding him close,, ]

[jolly-billy]

lion

*He has been practicing saying animals, it seems.*

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * ( holy dhit ) ]

Awwhh,, good job!

[jolly-billy]

mmm

huuuman

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * oh wow,, ]

[ * A bit taken aback, but. yk he's fine ( ish ) ]

. . Yeah, human!

[jolly-billy]

human!

[allhallowtidebill]

and here is your child

[gives you merry]

Wh????

[ * And now Merry is in his hands. When seeing this he promptly goes on to holding the baby properly ]

[ * ( And cooing at him ) ]

Hiii,,

[jolly-billy]

dadaaa!

[allhallowtidebill]

Hii Merryyy!

[ * He lightly waves at him ]

[jolly-billy]

*Merry waves his little hands.*

whuuuu

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * He has a very reasonable reaction, that being his heart melting at this,,, ]

[jolly-billy]

*Merry is certainly a wiggly little guy.*

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * He's tilting his head at this. kind of like a dog. the observer type shi,,, ]

[jolly-billy]

*Merry starts to get really cold, and then- Oh. Sir, there is frost forming on your baby.*

[allhallowtidebill]

Oh–

[ * To that, Hallow's going to hold Merry a bit closer and. rub off the frost? ( is that possible?? ) ]

Wawhh, you okay?

[jolly-billy]

wubuhh

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * He's still looking at Merry and holding him close,, ]

[jolly-billy]

lion

*He has been practicing saying animals, it seems.*

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * ( holy dhit ) ]

Awwhh,, good job!

[jolly-billy]

mmm

huuuman

[allhallowtidebill]

and here is your child

[gives you merry]

Wh????

[ * And now Merry is in his hands. When seeing this he promptly goes on to holding the baby properly ]

[ * ( And cooing at him ) ]

Hiii,,

[jolly-billy]

dadaaa!

[allhallowtidebill]

Hii Merryyy!

[ * He lightly waves at him ]

[jolly-billy]

*Merry waves his little hands.*

whuuuu

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * He has a very reasonable reaction, that being his heart melting at this,,, ]

[jolly-billy]

*Merry is certainly a wiggly little guy.*

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * He's tilting his head at this. kind of like a dog. the observer type shi,,, ]

[jolly-billy]

*Merry starts to get really cold, and then- Oh. Sir, there is frost forming on your baby.*

[allhallowtidebill]

Oh–

[ * To that, Hallow's going to hold Merry a bit closer and. rub off the frost? ( is that possible?? ) ]

Wawhh, you okay?

[jolly-billy]

wubuhh

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * He's still looking at Merry and holding him close,, ]

[jolly-billy]

lion

*He has been practicing saying animals, it seems.*

[allhallowtidebill]

and here is your child

[gives you merry]

Wh????

[ * And now Merry is in his hands. When seeing this he promptly goes on to holding the baby properly ]

[ * ( And cooing at him ) ]

Hiii,,

[jolly-billy]

dadaaa!

[allhallowtidebill]

Hii Merryyy!

[ * He lightly waves at him ]

[jolly-billy]

*Merry waves his little hands.*

whuuuu

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * He has a very reasonable reaction, that being his heart melting at this,,, ]

[jolly-billy]

*Merry is certainly a wiggly little guy.*

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * He's tilting his head at this. kind of like a dog. the observer type shi,,, ]

[jolly-billy]

*Merry starts to get really cold, and then- Oh. Sir, there is frost forming on your baby.*

[allhallowtidebill]

Oh–

[ * To that, Hallow's going to hold Merry a bit closer and. rub off the frost? ( is that possible?? ) ]

Wawhh, you okay?

[jolly-billy]

wubuhh

[allhallowtidebill]

and here is your child

[gives you merry]

Wh????

[ * And now Merry is in his hands. When seeing this he promptly goes on to holding the baby properly ]

[ * ( And cooing at him ) ]

Hiii,,

[jolly-billy]

dadaaa!

[allhallowtidebill]

Hii Merryyy!

[ * He lightly waves at him ]

[jolly-billy]

*Merry waves his little hands.*

whuuuu

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * He has a very reasonable reaction, that being his heart melting at this,,, ]

[jolly-billy]

*Merry is certainly a wiggly little guy.*

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * He's tilting his head at this. kind of like a dog. the observer type shi,,, ]

[jolly-billy]

*Merry starts to get really cold, and then- Oh. Sir, there is frost forming on your baby.*

[allhallowtidebill]

and here is your child

[gives you merry]

Wh????

[ * And now Merry is in his hands. When seeing this he promptly goes on to holding the baby properly ]

[ * ( And cooing at him ) ]

Hiii,,

[jolly-billy]

dadaaa!

[allhallowtidebill]

Hii Merryyy!

[ * He lightly waves at him ]

[jolly-billy]

*Merry waves his little hands.*

whuuuu

[allhallowtidebill]

[ * He has a very reasonable reaction, that being his heart melting at this,,, ]

[jolly-billy]

*Merry is certainly a wiggly little guy.*

[jolly-billy]

I would die for merry oh my god

typical reaction

[allhallowtidebill]

and here is your child

[gives you merry]

Wh????

[ * And now Merry is in his hands. When seeing this he promptly goes on to holding the baby properly ]

[ * ( And cooing at him ) ]

Hiii,,

[jolly-billy]

dadaaa!

[allhallowtidebill]

Hii Merryyy!

[ * He lightly waves at him ]

[jolly-billy]

*Merry waves his little hands.*

whuuuu

[allhallowtidebill]

and here is your child

[gives you merry]

Wh????

[ * And now Merry is in his hands. When seeing this he promptly goes on to holding the baby properly ]

[ * ( And cooing at him ) ]

Hiii,,

[jolly-billy]

dadaaa!

[puck-cipher]

Now typeth: kill thineself. Yes, yes, verily good...

[it's teaching jolly's kid how to use the internet, despite its own inability to properly understand modern technology]

[jolly-billy]

PUCK, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH MY SON?!

[jolly-billy]

oh thank god

He's a wriggly little fellow..