Festive Bill Cipher

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[jolly-billy]

Merry Christmas!

Hello and Merry Christmas!

The name’s Bill! Bill Cipher!

But many know me as Jolly Bill, or just Jolly!

I have graced you all with my presence this holiday season!

OOC:

Jolly Bill’s universe is basically stuck in an eternal Christmas, as Christmasgeddon was successful. This includes bubbles of pure Christmas spirit, endless snow, and his giant gingerbread house.

He doesn’t spend much time in his universe though, as he likes to spread Christmas cheer to other universes. He WAS also ‘good friends’ with Oliver Eucalypt.

He turned his Ford into a tree a long while ago. Now he (Tree Ford) is human again.

He celebrates Christmas all year round.

This blog is run by @terry-the-anon! Same boundaries apply here!

Also, I gave up on colouring all my text when I speak as Jolly because it wasn’t aesthetically pleasing and took ages.

[jolly-billy]

oh thank god

He's a wriggly little fellow..

[jolly-billy]

I stopped them.

[jolly-billy]

theyre gonna cut open charlie

WHAT?!

[jolly-billy]

hey ford how do you feel about these three new totally not random children

...

I'm not even gonna TRY to look after all of these children...

[jolly-billy]

assuming harvey and/or wilhelm or henry told you about the vet incident; shadow milk wants to stay over while he looks like *insert shadow milk scratch game image here*

he also wants to apologize to valerie

Oh. .. Okay.

[jolly-billy]

shit man idk

ask wilhelm, theyre his best friend

THEY DO NOT KNOW.

I'm getting him a Beatles t-shirt.

If he doesn't like it, he can give it to Charlotte. I saw her watching Thomas the Tank Engine recently.

[jolly-billy]

Ringo Starr was the original narrator for Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends from 1984 to 1986. He narrated the first two seasons and also played the character "Mr. Conductor" in the American spin-off series, Shining Time Station.

[jolly-billy]

shit man idk

ask wilhelm, theyre his best friend

THEY DO NOT KNOW.

I'm getting him a Beatles t-shirt.

If he doesn't like it, he can give it to Charlotte. I saw her watching Thomas the Tank Engine recently.

[jolly-billy]

you can still clutch this ford dw

I can. I can get him.. um.

Does he like.. the Beatles?

[jolly-billy]

henry birthday today, ford

Why did nobody tell me?!

[jolly-billy]

"I have a child now!"

Ew.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Ew!?"

[jolly-billy]

You heard me.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"My child isn't disgusting!"

[jolly-billy]

Yucky.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"I'd retaliate by saying something rude about your child but.. I'd never stoop that low."

[jolly-billy]

Yeah, because my kid’s fucking awesome.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"And mine isn't!?"

[jolly-billy]

It’s…

Eugh…

[henchmaniac-ford]

"What's that supposed to mean!? Stop insulting them- they're just a baby"

[jolly-billy]

Why did you let that thing live?

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Same reason I assume your parents let you live"

[jolly-billy]

THAT THING DOES NOT HAVE LOVABLE CHARM AND A BRIGHT FUTURE!

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Yes well.. you don't either"

[jolly-billy]

YES I DO!

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Since when have you had lovable charm and a bright future?"

[jolly-billy]

YOU SAID ABOUT WHY MY PARENTS KEPT ME! THAT’S WHY!

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Even as an infant you found a way to deceive those around you.. what an astonishing talent"

[jolly-billy]

I DIDN’T DECEIVE ANYONE!

WHERE DO YOU THINK MERRY GOT HIS CUTENESS FROM?!

[henchmaniac-ford]

"I thought it simply skipped a generation" hes so smug

[jolly-billy]

I DOUBT THERE’S EVER BEEN CUTENESS IN YOUR FAMILY!

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Have you seen Mable!? She's adorable!"

[jolly-billy]

Did I tell you what I did to the Mabel of my world?

[henchmaniac-ford]

"You're jealous of her"

[jolly-billy]

NO I’M NOT!

[jolly-billy]

"I have a child now!"

Ew.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Ew!?"

[jolly-billy]

You heard me.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"My child isn't disgusting!"

[jolly-billy]

Yucky.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"I'd retaliate by saying something rude about your child but.. I'd never stoop that low."

[jolly-billy]

Yeah, because my kid’s fucking awesome.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"And mine isn't!?"

[jolly-billy]

It’s…

Eugh…

[henchmaniac-ford]

"What's that supposed to mean!? Stop insulting them- they're just a baby"

[jolly-billy]

Why did you let that thing live?

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Same reason I assume your parents let you live"

[jolly-billy]

THAT THING DOES NOT HAVE LOVABLE CHARM AND A BRIGHT FUTURE!

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Yes well.. you don't either"

[jolly-billy]

YES I DO!

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Since when have you had lovable charm and a bright future?"

[jolly-billy]

YOU SAID ABOUT WHY MY PARENTS KEPT ME! THAT’S WHY!

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Even as an infant you found a way to deceive those around you.. what an astonishing talent"

[jolly-billy]

I DIDN’T DECEIVE ANYONE!

WHERE DO YOU THINK MERRY GOT HIS CUTENESS FROM?!

[henchmaniac-ford]

"I thought it simply skipped a generation" hes so smug

[jolly-billy]

I DOUBT THERE’S EVER BEEN CUTENESS IN YOUR FAMILY!

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Have you seen Mable!? She's adorable!"

[jolly-billy]

Did I tell you what I did to the Mabel of my world?

[jolly-billy]

"I have a child now!"

Ew.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Ew!?"

[jolly-billy]

You heard me.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"My child isn't disgusting!"

[jolly-billy]

Yucky.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"I'd retaliate by saying something rude about your child but.. I'd never stoop that low."

[jolly-billy]

Yeah, because my kid’s fucking awesome.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"And mine isn't!?"

[jolly-billy]

It’s…

Eugh…

[henchmaniac-ford]

"What's that supposed to mean!? Stop insulting them- they're just a baby"

[jolly-billy]

Why did you let that thing live?

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Same reason I assume your parents let you live"

[jolly-billy]

THAT THING DOES NOT HAVE LOVABLE CHARM AND A BRIGHT FUTURE!

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Yes well.. you don't either"

[jolly-billy]

YES I DO!

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Since when have you had lovable charm and a bright future?"

[jolly-billy]

YOU SAID ABOUT WHY MY PARENTS KEPT ME! THAT’S WHY!

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Even as an infant you found a way to deceive those around you.. what an astonishing talent"

[jolly-billy]

I DIDN’T DECEIVE ANYONE!

WHERE DO YOU THINK MERRY GOT HIS CUTENESS FROM?!

[henchmaniac-ford]

"I thought it simply skipped a generation" hes so smug

[jolly-billy]

I DOUBT THERE’S EVER BEEN CUTENESS IN YOUR FAMILY!

[jolly-billy]

"I have a child now!"

Ew.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Ew!?"

[jolly-billy]

You heard me.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"My child isn't disgusting!"

[jolly-billy]

Yucky.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"I'd retaliate by saying something rude about your child but.. I'd never stoop that low."

[jolly-billy]

Yeah, because my kid’s fucking awesome.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"And mine isn't!?"

[jolly-billy]

It’s…

Eugh…

[henchmaniac-ford]

"What's that supposed to mean!? Stop insulting them- they're just a baby"

[jolly-billy]

Why did you let that thing live?

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Same reason I assume your parents let you live"

[jolly-billy]

THAT THING DOES NOT HAVE LOVABLE CHARM AND A BRIGHT FUTURE!

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Yes well.. you don't either"

[jolly-billy]

YES I DO!

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Since when have you had lovable charm and a bright future?"

[jolly-billy]

YOU SAID ABOUT WHY MY PARENTS KEPT ME! THAT’S WHY!

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Even as an infant you found a way to deceive those around you.. what an astonishing talent"

[jolly-billy]

I DIDN’T DECEIVE ANYONE!

WHERE DO YOU THINK MERRY GOT HIS CUTENESS FROM?!

[jolly-billy]

"I have a child now!"

Ew.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Ew!?"

[jolly-billy]

You heard me.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"My child isn't disgusting!"

[jolly-billy]

Yucky.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"I'd retaliate by saying something rude about your child but.. I'd never stoop that low."

[jolly-billy]

Yeah, because my kid’s fucking awesome.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"And mine isn't!?"

[jolly-billy]

It’s…

Eugh…

[henchmaniac-ford]

"What's that supposed to mean!? Stop insulting them- they're just a baby"

[jolly-billy]

Why did you let that thing live?

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Same reason I assume your parents let you live"

[jolly-billy]

THAT THING DOES NOT HAVE LOVABLE CHARM AND A BRIGHT FUTURE!

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Yes well.. you don't either"

[jolly-billy]

YES I DO!

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Since when have you had lovable charm and a bright future?"

[jolly-billy]

YOU SAID ABOUT WHY MY PARENTS KEPT ME! THAT’S WHY!

[jolly-billy]

"I have a child now!"

Ew.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Ew!?"

[jolly-billy]

You heard me.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"My child isn't disgusting!"

[jolly-billy]

Yucky.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"I'd retaliate by saying something rude about your child but.. I'd never stoop that low."

[jolly-billy]

Yeah, because my kid’s fucking awesome.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"And mine isn't!?"

[jolly-billy]

It’s…

Eugh…

[henchmaniac-ford]

"What's that supposed to mean!? Stop insulting them- they're just a baby"

[jolly-billy]

Why did you let that thing live?

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Same reason I assume your parents let you live"

[jolly-billy]

THAT THING DOES NOT HAVE LOVABLE CHARM AND A BRIGHT FUTURE!

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Yes well.. you don't either"

[jolly-billy]

YES I DO!

[jolly-billy]

"I have a child now!"

Ew.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Ew!?"

[jolly-billy]

You heard me.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"My child isn't disgusting!"

[jolly-billy]

Yucky.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"I'd retaliate by saying something rude about your child but.. I'd never stoop that low."

[jolly-billy]

Yeah, because my kid’s fucking awesome.

[henchmaniac-ford]

"And mine isn't!?"

[jolly-billy]

It’s…

Eugh…

[henchmaniac-ford]

"What's that supposed to mean!? Stop insulting them- they're just a baby"

[jolly-billy]

Why did you let that thing live?

[henchmaniac-ford]

"Same reason I assume your parents let you live"

[jolly-billy]

THAT THING DOES NOT HAVE LOVABLE CHARM AND A BRIGHT FUTURE!