PSA
Due to climate change Australia will be updating their seasons.
It will now be; dry, wet, burning or 'fuck knows'
Seasons aren't restricted to sections of the calendar. Instead they will happen as and when they want, sometimes can be predicted but not always.
Dry season
Is the base season aka drought, will always be happening in some part of Australia, can be alongside other seasons
Wet season
When the rain finally comes, boy does it come, here's hoping you know how to swim! Also better check your insurance covers floods.
Burning season
Everything's on fire, even stuff that had burnt just last week, it's burning again. Don't even look at a match. Do not let sparks fly between people.
Fuck knows
Very special category where you'll find things like fire tornadoes or maybe it's flooding and on fire at the same time. Someone asks what's going on with Australian weather and the answer is "fuck knows"
