#just aussie things

[aliengraverobberz]

Forgot I had a video of the shoey!!

[ghostgirll31]

Lowk hate being Australian cause whenever I talk about musicals everyone always assumes I’m talking bout to broadway cast. Like no I don’t speak American

[eddiemunsonsmum]

*Australian Accent* Well, it's that time of year again (Time to hear about how many snakes everyone you interact with has seen in the last two weeks)

[oinahgetfucked]

reblog if you've ever called this a snot-block

[simonalkenmayeris-still-dead]

I wanna know how Simon is being sent dead animals tho. What's up with the postal service over there? Do they not check your packages?

Like you can't even get fruit into this country, and that doesn't change once you live here. You can't take fruit across state lines. There might be fruit flies.

Just... how the fuck are people sending corpses by mail? That's insane to me.

[skeinspider]

There's been so many bloody spiders inside lately.

.....maybe they don't like the cold.

Large spider pattern release TBD, but there's a free pattern for the little ones here.

[milowithani]

I don't think I've heard of any country other than Australia having road safety billboards that say things like, "Drunk drivers. Selfish pricks."

I learned the word wanker as a kid because it was on the back of a buss saying, "Don't be a wanker, wear your seatbelt."

[azuremallone]