So, I do paid proofreading! I figured I’d do a period reminder of my rates and policies.
First of all, this is proofreading and very light copy editing. I’m not going to fix your story or rewrite half of your article.
Second of all, I do have some content policies. That is to say, there are a few things I won’t proofread. I will generally proofread most fiction and non-fiction.
I will proofread most erotica. A lot of proofreaders won’t do smut. I will, and this includes BDSM, same sex, consentacles, xenophilia, etc.
I will not proofread erotica that involves: Children/underage characters, bestiality involving actual animals (werewolves getting it on while shifted or fur fetish is fine), violent/graphic rape as opposed to rape fantasy or snuff.
I will not proofread fan fiction for legal reasons.
However, if your fic only contains characters in the public domain (e.g., Holmes) or myth versions of deities (e.g., Loki as long as you don’t describe him as looking exactly like Tom Hiddleston), then I will absolutely do it.
I will not proofread fiction that involves real living people who have not given their consent. E.g., if you’re shipping actors I don’t even want to know. Same goes for the recently-deceased. Shooting Hitler is fine, so is having Shakespeare be your world’s evil god (I’m not making that one up - excellent comic by the name of Kill Shakespeare).
I will proofread technical material, and I am particularly qualified for biology and medical articles - I worked for the NIH for a while and one of my duties was proofreading a nobel laureate’s papers. Also, if your material is highly technical I may ask for a higher rate.
I will not proofread your college papers unless you have an email from your professor saying using a paid proofreading service is okay. (Generally, English professors are likely to say no, science/engineering profs might be fine with it).
I will not proofread material that promotes illegal activity.
I will proofread material that promotes making an activity legal.
In other words, I will proofread your piece on why marijuana being illegal is stupid, racist, whatever. But not your piece on how to hide your grow op.
Finally, no hate speech aimed at any group, no PUA materials (I got tricked into that once and one shower was not enough), no pro-fascist material or material which promotes a Communist revolution or similar (as opposed to socialist ideals, which I’m okay with, or sane conservatism), no fake reviews.
I have no work right now, so I can turn things around very quickly indeed. I can potentially do same day, especially on small pieces. To help me out, if your piece has jargon terms, constructed language or names which would be unusual to an English speaker, I do ask that you provide a list of the correct spellings. This includes English names like Tiffany/Tiffanie/Tiffyny, or Britney etc that have lots of different spellings as well as, you know, Asian names, invented fantasy names, aliens, etc. Please. It saves me a lot of time and helps you not get it back with somebody’s name corrected to the wrong spelling ;).
My standard rates are $3/1000 words (which is slightly below current industry standard), with a minimum charge of $10. I prefer to receive payment through Paypal or Square Cash, but if you don’t have either of those you can absolutely mail me a check (I’m not posting my address or even my PO Box here for obvious reasons).