#authoriitah

[deathdeifies]

                                                           look, you can stay over hyah,                                                               but i’m going over nyah !

                                   SCREW YOU GUYS, I’M GOING HOME !

                                                                                         art credit.

[rhymeswithfvcker-blog]

@authoriitah cont. from here. 

Craig usually wasn’t one for parties, but since everyone else was here he figured why the hell not? He might have seemed calm on the outside, but all he wanted to do here was stand near the wall and play on his phone. He was wearing a dark blue sweater instead of his usual clothing, the sweater having “THE TREE ISN’T THE ONLY THING GETTING LIT THIS YEAR” embroidered in red glitter directly across the front of it. 

When Cartman approached he took the drink and peered down into the cup. “Dude, please tell me this is alcoholic eggnog.” He shouldn’t have ignored the taller’s question but he honestly was feeling a little... claustrophobic. 

[nomoreniceheidi]

@authoriitah

Heidi’s arms were tightly linked together folded over her center as she sat hunched over in the passenger seat glaring at her big dumb boyfriend. "You are so fucking embarrassing, you know that?" she scolded through pursed lips. “Why did you have to make a huge scene like that?”

It was taking everything she had to hold back. She still had enough sense to not hit the driver but as soon as the got home, all hell was going to break loose. Fuck what the neighbors thought of them. It wasn’t like they hadn’t heard or seen them fight before. She prayed that no cops would be called this time.

[jerseyisms-blog]

authoriitah replied to your post: my knee is fucking killing me

Want me to cut it off?

wow thanks eric no i’m good don’t touch me.

[ddeadened-blog]

@authoriitah

[txt] I DON’T WANNA SPOIL THE SURPRISE

[txt] P L E A S E JUST COME OVER,,

[fcstpcss-blog]

@authoriitah replied to your post:

YES.

           “ o-okay then wh-what is it, e-eric ? ”

[existentialcvnicism-blog]

@authoriitah SoT/Fantasy Starter

     𝘴𝘵𝘢𝘯;;– ‘ What did you call me for, Grand Wizard Lardass? ‘ Stan asked as he moved in front of Cartman, his eyes locked onto the other’s as he placed his hands on his hips. ‘ Your paladin told me you needed me-- Why, when you have an apparently indispensable thief on your side? ‘

[cynxcism-blog]

               @authoriitah | ❤ ‘d for a starter

✘ |  – STAN’S FACE couldn’t hide his disgust, or rather, he wasn’t even trying to hide it. Originally, Kyle, Kenny, Cartman, and Stan were going to meet up and hang out for the long weekend. They were planning to crash at Stan’s house and he had already stocked up; he’d bought food, video games, and lots of other good stuff. Stan had actually been super excited.

Apparently, both Kenny and Kyle decided to drop out last minute, which meant that Stan was stuck at his place with the king dickweed himself. 

‘ So you... Gonna go home or what? ’ he asked, his expression still stuck as a grimace. ‘ I mean, no one else is coming. You should probably just go home. ’