#autistic thomas wayne

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Martha Wayne's ghost: Thomas for the love of god put the wrench down-

Thomas Wayne's ghost: he's butchering my *baby*

Martha, desperately holding onto her husband's arm: it's a car!

Thomas: IT'S A 1974 CHEVY-

*ghost fight ensues, Bruce is blissfully unaware as he headbangs to emo rock and welds bat wing fins to the car*