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I absolutely love the Greek justice league members (wonder woman, Aquaman, Shazam) and there's this hilarious head cannon I have for all of them: they f**king hate the Romans for bastardizing Greek religion

Like someone just drops a Roman god name (Jupiter, Neptune, etc) and Diana b*tch slaps them, Arthur kicks the s**t out of them, doesn't matter of they're on their team.

Billy is more chill and just has an eye twitch, at least on the surface. But hearing Batman say the Roman names is 20% the reason he's a chain smoker at eight

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Martha Wayne's ghost: Thomas for the love of god put the wrench down-

Thomas Wayne's ghost: he's butchering my *baby*

Martha, desperately holding onto her husband's arm: it's a car!

Thomas: IT'S A 1974 CHEVY-

*ghost fight ensues, Bruce is blissfully unaware as he headbangs to emo rock and welds bat wing fins to the car*

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I....I made fanart for a fic-

I don't know why but I'm so God dam autistic for Jarro. And so I just wrote a fic that's (mostly) just cute family fluff with Bruce. I don't know why. Just did.

AO3: The Weirdest (and Bruce's favorite) batfam member

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If you're struggling to write about some serious topics, watch Bluey and Bluey dissections. I'm watching a vid by Pugly on yt to help write about infertility and a few related things for a young justice fic.

What goes on in the fic is vastly different from what goes on in Bluey, but the base concepts and raw emotions are very much present.

Given that most media won't touch on topics like this I find it important to do research for these topics in fanfiction l, cause that's probably all people will be able to see themselves in for the time being.

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Just because there's superheroes doesn't mean you can't focus on the mondane. Sometimes you just gotta write batman sitting on his bed with his rich bf talking about what chewable necklace he wants. Sometimes that's all ya need.

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Concept: Lex runs for president but he's better than anything that came before.

He pretty much just says what gen z, and anyone with morals, has been saying for the last few years. He's very anti war, he's vocal about the climate crisis, he hates homophobia (closeted during camping- doesn't necessarily hide it just doesn't say)

At first everyone in the league, apart from Clark and Bruce, assume he's doing something evil. They are all very shocked when they start agreeing with him, and soon enough a few of them start openly supporting him.

Why is he running for president? Because Conner and Lois have been complaining about this stuff for ages and he's sick of hearing it. Clark feels his pain.

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The second I saw these on Pinterest I knew what I had to do

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Snuck out to go on patrol, John doesn't know how to handle his strength yet

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The mob vote is as rigged as the vote for Jason's life.

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Art of Billy getting real pissed shortly after getting his powers

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So I saw the Harley Quinn s4 trailer on tiktok, and am currently obsessed with the idea of closet gay Lex hiring Ivy soly because the other league members scare him, and he has no idea how to do his makeup

Like just imagine they walk into his office, Lex turns to Ivy and just

Lex the most panicked he's ever been: how the f*ck do I put on mascara?!

Ivy, immediately understanding: Oh honey. Alright come here

And they just start doing makeup, sharing embarrassing crushes, and before ya know it our two favorite gay girlies got a rich twink friend

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Reasons why Konner Kent Luthor and Steven Quartz Universe are the same:

- obviously they are both half aline half human hybrids

- both have a wild animal as a pet that is named after what it is (lion and wolf)

- both have mental illness from their absent aline parents

- both are very connected to music

- fluffy black hair, pale skin, cool jacket, jeans

- both have a skinny, nerdy, probably anxiety ridden friend/love interest

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Autistic Bruce Wayne headcanons cause why not?

-Obviously his main special interests is bats, but it's not the only one. You might think the other is Sherlock Holmes, or gray ghost-but no. It's Criminal Minds. Bruce has Google docs for each character that include time lines, personality, headcanons etc.

-he had a little brown bat onsie when he was little and still has a Silverback bat plushie hidden somewhere in the Batcave (both had to be custom made since he refused to have something that wasn't modeld after a specific spices and Martha didn't want to deal with it)

-while on a league mission he saw poachers hurt an endangered species and just went fucking crazy, the others couldn't even step in because they were all tariffed

-before being batman the cave was a quiet room that just happened to have a camp of native bats (it's still often used as such), and when he'd go there during party's Alfred guarded the door that led there

-hates mint, cotton, silk, and latex

-Ollies chilly is one of his comfort foods

-Harley once mentioned how Damien showed autistic traits, Bruce said "but I do that, it's normal." and Harley just like "and? That dosen’t make me wrong."

-also Thomas was hella autistic and had like twenty different vintage cars (all of which he built from scratch and actually work)

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So you know how Ollie's chilly makes Superman-the guy that is practically a God- cough and gag yet Bruce-a normal dude- is completely fine? What if it's because of the autism?

Think about it. In the simplest terms autism is primarily a issue with the development of nerves, which explains sensory overload. A much less talked about symptom however, is the inability to feel certain things because the nerves are underdeveloped (it's why some people, myself included, can't feel heat to well and tend to take hotter showers)

So if Bruce is autistic, which he obviously is, his trip-v receptors (what detects spice), are under developed and so he can't feel spice like others? He can probably taste the tang associated with spice, but can't actually feel the heat/pain. He might not even realize it's supposed to feel a certain way.

I just imagine him going back for seconds and everyone staring at him and he has no idea why.

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“Subject at 83% completion.” The robotic voice said. Lex didn’t hear though, he fell asleep a few hours ago. Mercy kept nagging him about how he shouldn’t be spending so much time in the lab, but Lex couldn’t help it. He was so close to getting something he thought he never would, he was determined to see it through. Even if the funds and resources came from some pretty bed people.

But the project did have an unforeseen side effect, Lex’s anxiety spiked. He would look over everything time and time again to make sure everything was just right. It was to the point were he would forget to eat. Mercy knew better than to stop him. Because not only did Lex write her paycheck, but she knew just how important this was to him.

So when she opened the door to lab and saw Lex peacefully sleeping in front of his soon-to-be son, she just sighed and covered him with her jacket before leaving.