#autisticdirkstrider

[berrystumpytail]

Jay's service dog is called Stick and Kestrel dresses him in a suit when they go on dates

perfect. I bet Stick looks fancy as hell

[berrystumpytail]

autisticdirkstrider replied to your post:No, it is however enough to take over new zealand

What thefuck no it’s not that’s like less than a 10th of our population also Americans wouldn’t survive nz you can’t ask for directions because you can’t pronounce anything

If I can survive in South Carolina I can survive in New Zealand. Also the wildlife would be on my side.

[berrystumpytail]

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[berrystumpytail]

Why does Grassass and Iced Coffee annoy autisticdirkstrider?

Iced Coffee is from some point during the summer when I made a post about the beautiful cup of iced coffee i was enjoying and becuase I’m warriors trash Will assumed I was talking about a warriors character. Thus Iced Coffee was born. 

A bit ago there was like a warrior’s name generator going around and one of the ones I got was Sootfoot. Will and I started bringing up his relatives, who all also had rhyming names (Rosenose, etc) and I was running out of ideas so I just said Grassass, Will said that I couldn’t name a cat Grassass and thus Grassass was born

[sickbeatsandsciencesticks]

here’s the link for anyone else who wants to play!!

[berrystumpytail]

All of my mutuals ocs are perfect tbh

[berrystumpytail]

autisticdirkstrider replied to your post: anonymous asked:CrowxFeather?notp

Fight me

Two days ago you tried to stop me from fighting Berrynose. Last night I tried to stop you from fighting Cloudtail. I guess Iced Coffee is gonna have to stop us from fighting

[berrystumpytail]

autisticdirkstrider replied to your post:Berrynose and I would probably get in fights all...

Do not fight berrynose

he deserves it though. I'm gonna fight him.