ampora singularity

death inspires me like a dog inspires a rabbit ------ teo/xan he/him/his or fin/fins a strange affinity for violet and jade please click my eggs!

[sickbeatsandsciencesticks]

Het more like Нет

[sickbeatsandsciencesticks]

You don't know hell until you've had to bake, tray, and wrap over 200 cookies in one sitting and you can't eat any of them

[timeaway]

What the fuck are people doing when they’re in the shower for 30 minutes

[podencos]

Dissociating

[justaminorthreat]

Having an existential crisis.

[vohugaona]

All of the above + singing.

[mgodp]

Rehearsing for conversations I’ll never have. 

[witchkriege]

imagining scenarios that will never happen

[badluckbadger]

crying

[acreaturecalledgreed]

water warm

feels nice

[relentlessandimperfect]

Literally all of these

[taliabobalia]

[mrs-420-deactivated20170604]

New favorite tumblr post of all time.

[aquagem-art]

This just keeps getting better as she tells it…

[metaflesh-deactivated20180415]

a good thing to do for your friends with anxiety disorders: if you have a question you need to ask them or something you need to tell them, explain the subject of the question/the statement in the same message as your opening one!

so basically: instead of saying “can i ask you a question?” and sending just that (which, as a person with an anxiety disorder, makes my anxiety go into hyperdrive) go “can i ask you a question about ___?”

it’s a little thing but honestly few things make me anxious like “i have a question for you” or “there’s something i need to tell you” without immediate explanation. thanks!

[briedoof]

“call me, nothing is wrong, just wanna talk on the phone” would be so much better than “Call me.”

[endlace]

Actually please to all of this please.

[awkwardprincessally]

YES PLEASE.

[thecheshirecass-deactivated2018]

YES THIS OK????? Like I have trained my husband to say “nothing bad, I just need to call you because it’s too much to type.” It helps SO MUCH. Just let me prepare myself, because I guarantee my imagination will take me to much much darker places.

[revanchistsuperstar]

Might I add, if someone with anxiety has just said something to you that’s a lot to process, and you need some time to think about what to say in response, please consider a quick “I’m not ignoring you, I need to think about what to say and I don’t want to say the wrong thing.”

Because that definitely saves your friend with anxiety a lot of strife and assuming they’ve ruined your friendship forever. Nothing is crueler than a “Seen 2:25pm” when it’s 10am the next day and you’re waiting on a reply to a huge confession.

[howto-joelheyman]

Normally I don’t acknowledge my anxiety very much but to any of my friends this would genuinely be helpful. Thanks 

[wayward-naiad]

It’s been put into words. Thank you so much, people!

[sickbeatsandsciencesticks]

Bored @ work but tbh these filters make me look cute af Not that I ain't always cute though lbr (He/him)

[cheese24k]

What happens when you scream out of your window in Sweden at night

[laughbro]

I’m swedish and you probably think this is a joke, but its true

[turipuri]

This mostly happens in areas where a lot of students live. 

The scream usually happens in the evening from what I know but I might be wrong. People do this to relieve stress since a lot of people have tests and assignments at the same time, it is a tradition that dates back to at least the 1970’s.

[ceasepool]

Swedes are the biggest fucking circlejerkers in the world I swear to god if you do something wacky everyone will tag along and it’s great

[setheverman]

Stockholm, Sweden - My home, my life, my nightly screaming due to university.

[teoceearts]

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[sherbertufo]

GUYS PLEASE COMMISSION TEO! HE NEEDS MONEY DESPERATELY! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE I DONT WANT TEO TO HAVE TO SUFFER. THEY NEED TO PAY FOR A LOT OF THINGS

[swarm]

I made this today and can confirm it is the real deal. If you are poor and/or eat instant ramen all the time like me, you should give it a try.

Here’s some guy’s blog post where he makes it.

[mendelpalace]

Example pics from that blog post: 

I just tried it out myself, too. It is pretty legit. 

[stick-arms]

I’ve been adding egg to my soupy ramen for a while… got to try this take on it!

[roachpatrol]

listen, if you’re poor, and buy green onion, don’t keep it in a bag in the fridge! put the bunch in a glass of water, so the waxy white part is submerged, and leave it somewhere it gets some sunlight. instead of rotting in the crisper drawer, the onions will stay fresh almost indefinitely, and can even replenish themselves. 

you can eat the stalks whole one by one, or just cut the greens off with scissors and let them grow back from the white base. just don’t let the water get too old or too warm, or submerge too much of the greens, or you risk losing a stalk to rot— just replace the water once or twice a week, do an occasional sniff test.

if the roots get real long, you can even upgrade your stalks to houseplant status. when potted, the upkeep’s a little higher, because you have to water them regularly, but the onions start to reproduce.

i’ve heard bok choy does fine in water too, but i haven’t tried it. see for yourself. 

[haintxblue]

I did not know this green onion tip and will be using it!

[teoceearts]

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[thefastestclockintheuniverse]

[sickbeatsandsciencesticks]

1st line of Homestuck: and what will the name of this young man be?

Last line of Homestuck: that's the best fucking question anybody ever asked.

[hellatortoise-deactivated201611]

bless the creator of this post

[unmoistened]

i don’t have a nervous system. i am a nervous system

[teoceearts]

And echoed in the wells Of silence.

[wekillkings]

its better this way

[napdisables-deactivated20200810]

@roxilus speaking to me every damn time

[cattykuro-deactivated20160910]

@howaboutsquidhell

[constxllation]

@sickbeatsandsciencesticks

[deardiariesarestupid]

Looking back on your childhood like, “That was a symptom”… “That was a symptom”… “Oh, remember that time? Yeah, a symptom.”