#autovivisection

[lesbopalmer]

💌Hiii :)! If it's okay with you

hiiii mira!!!! ❤️❤️❤️ you are so smart and so amazing and i love seeing you on the dash 🫀 i think forensic pathology is so cool and it's so awesome that you're studying it!! it's so awesome to be moots w somebody who appreciates the beauty (and the horror, and the beauty in the horror and vice versa) in medicine 🩻

[urbanfa3ry]

[milkpretzels]

unsettling because the amount to which i do it seems a bit unhealthy, but calming because analysis seems to be second nature to me

which makes me not as worried for my future. well career wise, anyway.

i've been developing a project in my mind, but i still have to flesh it out. naturally, it involves bones and secrets :o) i think i'll flesh out out after i learn what the fuck an enzyme does

[the-street-spirit-fading-blog]

This is what my friends are like drunk.

Max: i just now felt the need to confide in you, "one time, I pooped in the cobbler"

i'm not entirely sure what a cobbler is other than it's similar to a pie and usually consists of peaches, though

and I'm fairly sure I've never pooped in one

Me: You've heard of "apple crumble?"

Or apple crisp?

Max: isn't apple crumple/crips just really good applie pie

Me: Basically, but it's less "pie" and more mush with crust

Which is cobbler, but cobbler is different fruit

Like peach.

Max: so i probably didn't poop in one did i

i guess my whole life is a lie

Me:Well, I mean, it's certainly possible, but...

unlikely.

UNLESS

you made poop cobbler

Max: my psychologist says this all started when i tried to perform an autovivisection

to see if my brain was a red gameboy, because red is the smartest colour

they found me with an exacto knife lodged in my forehead in front of the mirror, with a thumbtact ine ach of my temples

i was lying in a puddle of urine and vomit, along wiht a note to santa clause saying, "ignore my heathen parents and make pokemon real"

it was the middle of may and i was 5 years old