*toph voice* I am the sexiest god damn lesbian in this town and don’t you two dunderheads ever forget it!!!
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*toph voice* I am the sexiest god damn lesbian in this town and don’t you two dunderheads ever forget it!!!
hey its me ur lesbian kindergarten teacher 🧸
POV you’re my phone in my pocket at work and I’m scrolling through tumblr trying not to get caught
Got a very nice and sweet letter from Katie @whyareyouathewake today that made me feel 💖🥰
It also included
Some choice snaps we sent each other in high school made into stickers 😆😭 where tf am I gonna PUT THEM
Barista at the Starbucks drive through today told me she loved my aesthetic so to Amanda at the [redacted] Starbucks thank you for giving my 15 year old tumblrcore self everything she could’ve ever wanted
Man Bro I look SO GOOD today and if I can’t go outside to FORCE PEOPLE to BASK in my GLORY then I’m gonna make y’all do it ok 😘
I deleted the post I made yesterday with this selfie in it because I decided I didn’t want that on the internet after all but I do want all of you to look at this picture of me enjoying a vodka cranberry out of a novelty Halloween cup I got at tj maxx for $8
what was that line about a cardigan again? 🤔