[gothphil]

being a swiftie should be considered a medical condition or possibly a religion and come with paid time off from work

[mintbees]

if i was a popular minecraft youtuber id just tweet "hey guys stop drawing shipping fanart of me and my friends/coworkers, i only fucked one of them and seeing me paired with anyone else is kinda weird and crosses my boundaries" and then i'd turn my phone off

[aro-throughyourchest]

[dogpuppy]

[desolendate]

im literally in tears what the fuck

[flagellant]

bad luck brian is a sort of two line poetry format

bad luck Brian is a form of Western renga popularized mainly in the Obama Period of what was considered the United States of America, and is its only surviving form in modern day. It is unique from classical renga by its unique take on collaboration; overlaid on individual images of a youth of the peasant-class, each poet would write a couplet detailing scenes of misery from the 108 Hells. Modern scholars believe that there are two distinct styles of this renga; over a decade after the format fell out of fashion, it experienced a resurgence, characterized by a much more evocative and detailed variance to the torments that the youth experiences.

[devilleworship]

saw this on Insta and the idea that people who are anti-AI are just using it anyway like... willing to give it up? I ACTIVELY AVOID THAT SHIT BUD! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN TALKING ABOUT?

ALSO

It's not as if this shit has been around SOOO LONG. We all existed JUST FINE before this shit became THE THING someone decided to shove in our face like...

[aquariumsoap]

ignoring all of my summer assignments in favor of staying up all night on tumblr and ao3 I really am in second puberty at age 27

[gelphienation]

Middle aged women who aren’t very well versed in social media post with a sort of instinctive savant hilariousness that reminds me of the poetry of children who haven’t learned what good poetry sounds like yet

[gelphienation]

One of the greatest examples of this phenomenon but far from the only one

[starielreadinglog]

Happy There Will Come Soft Rains Day to all who celebrate!

[aquariumsoap]

MEG STALTER OH MARY

[aquariumsoap]

seeing Meg Stalter Oh Mary in 2 days if you even care btw

[aquariumsoap]

WAIT I was so caught up in being sad about jobs that I FORGOT to tell my beautiful friends in my phone that I am seeing Meg Stalter Oh Mary on Thursday 🥰🥰🥰🥰

[aquariumsoap]

Accepting I will not be hearing back about the development program I applied for within the company I currently work at :’)

[sailatina3]

[treecitysessions]

There’s a catastrophic female loneliness epidemic happening rn but nobody gaf bc women aren’t going out and hurting people about it we just betray and destroy ourselves for nothing

[theweight]

they should do emmys for gifs

[findmeinthealps]

guy on a work call just accidentally said “have a nice freak-end” instead of weekend and now i desperately want that to be the new meme. have a nice freakend everybody

[junewild]

incredible innovations on the beverage front