#avenrox

[homiu-l]

Part of the reason Mumbo's videos suddenly start with Hermitcraft is because I'm pretty sure his channel got compromised at some point. I know a whooollleeee bunch of his old videos got copyright stricken because of the intro music he used to use (this is why he doesn't have intro/outro music). I can't quite recall but it was something to that effect. Fun fact: when Mumbo first started his channel, he had another person with him, and together they were Mumbo and Jumbo! The other person quit very early on, however.

NOOOOOOOOO THE ANCIENT MUMBO CONTENNNNNNNNNNNT (Thanks for telling me this btw)

[homiu-l]

The mustache cutout is because Mumbo was so poor that he started selling his clothes and Grian wanted his mustache, but someone else had already bought it so Grian cut a mustache out of Mumbo's hair while he was distracted, if I recall correctly, that is

Everything happening according to this description sounds so unreal except for Mumbo being poor based on Season 8 knowledge

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Mad Science Daddy vibes

oh god theres gonna be so many tags on this one when it goes up 

Askbox is currently closed as I work my way through these older asks

[purple-compromise]

Hi I'm Purple - Compromise and I have fixated on arguably the most chaotic madman who happens to also be the hottest of the group and given him the best chance of actually being truly happy and loved but hE KEEPS SCREWING UP AND SO DOES SHE THEY'RE BOTH SO STUPID AND PINING also I'm an English Major and I need to flex my lit knowledge.

[pretend to be me ask meme]

Oh my gods. 10/10. You're absolutely fucking right. Me every time I work on a new chapter.

And OOF yes, I do have to flex. That degree has to be used for SOMETHING besides sitting in the safe.

[purple-compromise]

LET BLU AND SPESH HAVE AN AWKWARD NERD MOMENT! Either like, "You're into the same stuff I'm into??" with like a "we can get along but it feels weird" vibe or "THAT'S your opinion of [book]? Well in *my" opinion - " and it becomes the most tense book club meeting ever.

Heeheehee The most intense book club meeting ever.... where your opinion might actually get you killed.

BLU: I never actually got past the first few pages of Monte Cristo.

RED: ...you what.

BLU: It's a slow start, and very boring. The style is verbose and outdated.

RED: Maybe you just didn't have a good transla--

BLU: The film is better.

RED: Pistols at dawn.

BLU: What--

RED: I said, pistols at dawn!

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Would "Hello my fucking nightmares incarnate, how are you this fine day?"

im doin ok

Askbox is currently closed as I work my way through these older asks

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Bathroom Mimic eats ass

gonna force my dm to read this

Askbox is currently closed as I work my way through these older asks

[purple-compromise]

I feel like the best way for Medic to get into Specialist's pants would be to replicate the picture of the waistcoat man reading a book while laying invitingly on his side. Medic + waistcoat + book = the best thing ever

YOU ARE COMPLETELY CORRECT.

Damn, I could've saved about 70,000 words with that trick.

(See previous post for context)