Throw back to when my husband first carried and how he got fatter and hairer afterward and he came to me and our wife and he's like "I'm sorry, I have changed, I am not tiny grabbable snatched waist bitty anymore" and we're both just vibrating bouncing on our feet up and down like "hooooooooooly shit sexy, sexy man, sexy husband, wdym you're not grabbable there's more to grab!!! and you're fuzzy and warm and I'm gonna touch you now omg sexy husband sexy man sexy sexy sexy I need to touch your entire beautiful body right now!!" and he's melting and we're melting and. melt. melty rabid spouses who are melty and rabid for each other. yes.
And then later he's like "I'm agefluid now, I'm gonna regress more freely, I'm sorry I won't be available for sex as much" and we're like "baby!!! tiny cutie baby!!!! you're the cutest kid in the whole world!!!!!!!!! you give us baby fever even with like 20 kids you're so cute and we love when you're little and we love when you're happy and we love when you're tiny and adorable and so so sweet and you have your horsies and your jammies and your binky and you're so full of love and you're so cute and we love you and as long as you're happy we're happy and you don't owe us anything and we love you SO much!!!"
And he gets all damp and teary because he is so so loved and he needs to be reminded of that sometimes and he feels bad about it but that's okay, we have no problem reminding him how much we love and adore and care about him. There's so much love locked and loaded, I can pour it out in a second's notice.
I love you Avery. You are my #1 and you always will be.