You know exactly who I'm here for: 💭 for our man the Horned King pls! 👀
Spinning the wheel of terrible takes in 3! 2! 1! Let's goooooo!!! *pained screaming ensues* (wdym it was a wheel of torture? Oh well, my bad dhsjbdk)
Today I wanna be anachronistically annoying, so we're gonna talk about HoKi's coffee preferences!
For the meme, I’d say he likes his coffee just how he likes his soul: dark and bitter. In truth, while not much of a habitual coffee drinker, he’s a Cortado (espresso shot served with an equal amount of steamed milk) enthusiast because 1. A lich needs his calcium and 2. The milk to coffee ratio helps keeping his acidic stomach at bay (yes I did diagnose him with GERD, whatcha gonna do about it? >:3c)
F/O headcanon ask game





