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Killdroid is an extremely petty and hateful being
He once shot a person over bumping shoulders on a sidewalk (i think it's canon last time i was on the wiki), he found the person's family after a minor disagreement
Imagine what's going to happen once the disagreement is major
-avoider anon
Damn, dude. You’re not AM. Chill 😭
And if the disagreement is major? Yeaahhhh, you’re not finding the other person when Killdroid’s done with them. Are you…
Avoider anon strikes again
Pursuer kinda lets everyone in his found pursuerlings family. Artful is there because his stage fit consists of a white head, and black body, just like Pursuer's.
Killdroid is there because Sulfur, who is there because he's a bit of a pursuerling, called the robot his son, Badware is there because Killdroid, who is a "son" of a pursuerling Sulfur, called them sibling.
Evil civilian (A bugged face texture when a punch + cloak lands a punch and cloaks right after) is there because they go invisible, are evil and are attacking (Just like Pursuer), Evil guy (artful skin) is there because if "Evil Scary dad guy follows this slenderman guy around and doesn't eat him. That's probably my mom..."
Everyone is a puruser to Pursuer if he thinks hard enough
Awh...the idea of Pursuer literally not recognizing Artful as a human because of "if human, why Pursuer coloured?" logic is oddly adorable-
All of these are great! Glad to see such a big happy family during times like these :)
Sulfur LOVES saying "Snooping as usual, I see." When Badware (unsuccessfully) hacks into the government's database to steal some info (and gets the "head" of the waremind stuck there)
And Badware is NOT Badware if they don't know that reference, so usually the conversation goes:
—"Snooping as usual, I see!"
—"-.-- --- ..- / ... .- .. -.. / - .... . / - .... .. -. --. -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.--"(Y0U SAID THE THING!!!)
—"yeah, yeah, now let's get you out of here before those peonies of yours, without your lead, go bad... ware, HA!"
—" - .... --- ... . .-.-.- / .- .-. . .-.-.- / -.-. .- .-.. .-.. . -.. .-.-.- / .--. . --- -. ... .-.-.- / ... ..- .-.. ..-. ..- .-. .-.-.- / >:[" (TH0SE. ARE. CALLED. PE0NS. SULFUR.>:[)
(the audio from the meme is in the start of Sulfur's theme that i found in the wiki, it isn't canon probably anymore?? Idk, my second name is new lore avoider anon so I wouldn't know)
-avoider anon
lesser badwares are sacrificed to the pit of despair and sadness.
Pursuers (All and any, not just our fresh meat eating beast) are almost fully animalistic when hungry, and more peaceful when full. And more dangerous with age
Avoider the character is calm most of the time due to constant food access and slow digestion, but is proved to be more dangerous than Pursuer if provoked
Pursuer, however, has normal digestion rate, but his food is very limited, as he is very wasteful with his prey, + not always visits that grandma that feeds him cat food he can stomach (one of my old headcanons that I still like)
Evil Scary (i mean, again my hc of him being Pursuer's dad and all) is in constant state of starvation, and he can't even eat anything besides civilans, that are wayy too small for him, due to being almost ancient (the eldest pursuer currently alive), JUST the M1 equivalent if he was playable oneshots civilians and takes ¼ off Harken
Sulfur ("WHO INVITED MY MAN BLUD, BRO THINKS HE'S ON THE TEAM" meme here), as only partially a pursuer, and with constant food access is peaceful too. Though, due to his impressive age, you don't want to let this one skip breakfast, less dangerous than Evil scary, but not safe nonetheless because of more awareness and not mindless "random bullshit go"
-avoider anon
Pursuer. Bro. Stop wasting your food. Would it kill you to eat some mildly unfresh meat? honestly? it probably would...
I'll never get over folks cooking up the most interesting of lore and/or headcanons...all for someone quite literally called Evil Scary. Love to see it! And I'm not just saying that as a pitiful, ineffective attempt to be spared by his hungry ahh-
Also I've seen a handful of non-human HCs for Sulfur (with that design, I wonder why? 🤔), but a Pursuer Sulfur? Now that's a fresh new take! Me likey :D
YOOOO, i just noticed something
Old Sulfur's design's suit is in cold tones, like there's a blue-ish hue
New one is in warm tones, like a yellow-ish hue
Idk if that was intentional or it looked pretty paired with the yellow head and hands, bUT
Maybe it lowk represents their relationships with Civilians idk
The old lore: Sulfur definetely doesn't bake chocolate+vanilla pie and doesn't knit sweaters for kids, cold and distant grumpy old man who'd hit you with a cane if he has one at hand
New lore: he is out there funding bunkers to make sure civilians live, government is a good gang (although still at fault for some killers), he tries to provide warmth to the hearts of civilians, supporting them and all
Yes, peak. Keep cooking. Hhehehehhe…. Color palates….
Funny idea:
Avoider the character, as the fish thing it is, was once temporarily living at the bottom of a small lake (Ohhh, who lives in a pineapple under the lake/j), the one into which Artful released Goldie (his goldfish) after he crashed out
and Goldie dominated the entire area so much to the point she chased a predator more dangerous than Pursuer out of this lake, Avoider ran out of the water in genuine fear, civilians legit thought they'd all die and it's the second Paranoy's arrival
Goldie is just built different, comically OP, give her more time and she follows Artful's steps, and maybe even beats Devesto with his F3X
-avoider anln
goldie what the hell dude avoider was living there
The only reason Artful is still hadn't been eaten by Pursuer is because that creature either once taste tested artful by licking his cheek that was covered with a lot of mascara, and mascara was not tasty
Or he looked at his black suit, and white face, and he went just: "oh. Just like me. Pursuers of feather stay together. Ur little deformed and have weird skin and eye and mouth color but it ok...mlem-mlem"
Both versions are hella funny methinks
-avoider anon
I think I saw a comic like this once. It might have been Artful X Pursuer art but it was silly because they drew Pursuer like the creature he is in the first panel. but yeah spit out the gross facepaint.
Headcanons about swapped killers like Sonorous for Harken:
Speaking of him, he does come from the same dimension, but instead of fearing noise Sonorous loves it because he's a HUGE adrenaline addict and a thrill seeker, how is he even alive bro
Avoider is multilingual and fluent in most of them, unlike broken english Pursuer
Livedroid is messed up in code too, was ordered to keep Civilians from dying by Killdroid, welp, how can civilians die from Killdroid if they're already dead but because of Livedroid?
Goodware is a joke made by Badware "wouldn't it be funny if an antivirus that is seemingly made to stop me would be a part of my hivemind from the start"
Honourable mention:
Swapped Pretence is called "Trueself" and it's the most normal and obvious guy in the world that is being it's true self as the name says
-avoider anon
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