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he thinks we're all capable of influencing other people's mind. deep down.

aww. he's enamored and she's trying to make conversation to save herself from another one of his weird rants.

SHE JUST FINISHED HER SENTENCE AND THEN HE SAID

"... honey, don't....."

WHAT.

EVERY SINGLE TIME there is an awkward silence, he starts another spiel about something like, "man i wonder who decided that..."

firs the individual

then the lampshade

now hair, dead cells, and dandruff OH MY

did i just hear him say the words, "deer nazis"?

what's next on this exciting saga???

he looks like hes genuinely enjoying himself

she looks like she would rather be at home polishing her shoes

i love awkward silences

"i like how you're not like, "oh my god who is this guy sitting next to you,""

well i can say pretty surely that that is exactly what she's thinking

"lampshades are funny"

i agree with you there mister

"I'm sorry, these thoughts just always go through my head."

he just made up a strange little story about one of the art pieces on the wall that was pretty much a burlap sack.

"what if..." he keeps saying. "i know it was probably made in china but that's just the way my mind works"

good to know. oh my god.

"what are you thinking? you gotta be thinking something?"

WELL. I GIVE YOU THREE GUESSES.

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